A THREAD - Why Finland doesn’t exist. [RT for a larger audience]
CONSPIRACY: In World War II, a Russian message was intercepted which spoke of a secret stretch of the Baltic Sea between the Soviet Union and Sweden. What does that have to do with anything? Well what if Russia made up Finland to keep the fish-rich waters to themselves.
Additionally, making up Finland would make a blockade and prevent invaders from entering Russia’s weakest borders. Due to high mountain ranges, it would be difficult for Russia to create a defense, leaving the border exposed, so Russia invented Finland for a natural defense.
Therefore, anyone who wants to invade Russia will have to invade Finland first, giving time to Russia to prepare for attack.
THE PEOPLE: But what about the 5.5 million Finnish people? Well, they actually live in small towns throughout Sweden, Russia, and Estonia in wooded areas. That’s where people get flown to when they’re on a flight to “Finland”.
And, have you actually ever met a person from Finland? Didn’t think so.
END OF THREAD. Rt’s appreciated.
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