Fuck you I'm tired of other dads telling me shit like "git her gun ready" when they see my THREE YEAR OLD DAUGHTER.

Fucking thread.
Yeah I get it. You're a big tough dude. You're gonna protect your daughter from horny boys. They're gonna be so intimated by you when they see your gun. Fucking stupid.
You've been imagining this moment for years. That first date. You polishing your big dick...er...I mean gun. Fuck. The doorbell rings and you open it. There he is that little fucker. You make sure he sees your big hard d...gun.
Your daughter's upstairs getting ready. Ugh it's just how you dreamed. You sit across from him. You make sure it's awkward. You gently stroke your c...gun...in front of him. He's looking nervous. That gives you a power boner.
You lean in you say "you touch my little girl I will kill you with mAh gUn." You're dream is cumming...I mean coming true.
Daughter comes out ready to go and you play it cool but you make eye contact with that boy. He knows you are a big bad motherfucker who protects his daughter's SECRET VAGINA GARDEN. You give your d...gun one more stroke.
Your daughter is obviously a helpless slut and this boy is a wolf. She's obviously a stupid useless piece of trash and you gotta step in with your massive co...cocked pistol. Thank God you're there you big tough badass man.
After they leave you go "hrnnghgh" and blow so much manly jizz that your jeans turned into a monster truck and it has truck balls hanging from the back...but that ain't truck balls that's your daughter's virginity! You are a fucking STUD.
Whenever you lameass fuckers tell me to "git yer gun ready" when you see my three year old daughter it's fuckin' gross. All I hear is "HRnnGHG *licks lips* boys gonna wanna fuck her hRnGHGh."
And y'all fetishize terrorizing your daughters' boyfriends like it turns you on or something.
Let me let you in on a little secret. It doesn't even fuckin' work!
No I won't "git my fuckin gun ready." I'm not gonna act like feelings are the devil and hormones are bad and have my kid take on this fucked up puritanical warped mindset about sex. Fuck that shit. Fucking stupid.
I'd rather educate, support, build her self-esteem, and build trust with her. To me that's better than treating your kids like stupid pieces of shit. Anyway this is gonna piss a few off but whatever. I'm fucking ranting. Fuck it send.
PS I don't proofread these fuck off
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