I just realized that part of allegation against Tucker Carlson is that he took off his jacket in front of a woman, who apparently was so traumatized that now she needs millions of dollars to heal her wounds. This is the most frivolous harassment claim I've ever seen in my life.

Is it time to have a national conversation about female fragility?

Oh and she also says she was "tied to her chair" because the tech guys didn't take off her mic. I can tell you that I've been on plenty of TV sets and removing the mic and earpiece does not exactly require a PhD in engineering. Like, you just take it off. That's all.

They never came into the room to take off my earpiece after my last Fox hit so I'm still stuck here. It's been 4 weeks. I'm on the verge of starvation. Someone please help.