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Film synopsis: Dr No (2020 Reboot)
James Bond isn't sent to Jamaica and doesn't investigate the disappearance of a fellow British agent.
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James Bond isn't sent to Jamaica and doesn't investigate the disappearance of a fellow British agent.
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Film synopsis: From Russia With Love (2020 Reboot)
SPECTRE are planning to kill James Bond. MI6 don't look into it.
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SPECTRE are planning to kill James Bond. MI6 don't look into it.
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Film synopsis: Goldfinger (2020 Reboot)
Auric Goldfinger is planning to contaminate the US Bullion Depository at Fort Knox. James Bond isn't sent to investigate. The gold bars may or may not be contaminated - we will never know.
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Auric Goldfinger is planning to contaminate the US Bullion Depository at Fort Knox. James Bond isn't sent to investigate. The gold bars may or may not be contaminated - we will never know.
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Film synopsis: You Only Live Twice (2020 Reboot)
Soviet manned spacecraft disappears. The useless Foreign Secretary gets MI6 not to look into it any further.
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Soviet manned spacecraft disappears. The useless Foreign Secretary gets MI6 not to look into it any further.
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Film synopsis: Diamonds are Forever (2020 Reboot)
Some people are smuggling diamonds. James Bond gets sent to Dover to look at dinghies with Nigel Farage. Oooo, look - a hovercraft!
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Some people are smuggling diamonds. James Bond gets sent to Dover to look at dinghies with Nigel Farage. Oooo, look - a hovercraft!
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Film synopsis: On Her Majesty's Secret Service (2020 Reboot)
The government make an ordering error and tell MI6 not to look into it as that would highlight them getting Bond wrong.
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The government make an ordering error and tell MI6 not to look into it as that would highlight them getting Bond wrong.
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Film synopsis: Live and Let Die (2020 Reboot)
Dr Kananga something, something, opium poppies. No further details of any interest.
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Dr Kananga something, something, opium poppies. No further details of any interest.
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Film synopsis: The Man with the Golden Gun (2020 Reboot)
The PM has heard absolutely no evidence that Scaramanga has an odd number of nipples. Time to move on.
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The PM has heard absolutely no evidence that Scaramanga has an odd number of nipples. Time to move on.
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Film synopsis: The Spy Who Loved Me (2020 Reboot)
Soviet nuclear submarine disappears without trace. James Bond isn't sent out to recover microfilm plans. What microfilm plans? No evidence of any microfilm plans here.
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Soviet nuclear submarine disappears without trace. James Bond isn't sent out to recover microfilm plans. What microfilm plans? No evidence of any microfilm plans here.
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Film synopsis: Moonraker (2020 Reboot)
Could actually be a man trying to rake the moon for all the UK government care.
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Could actually be a man trying to rake the moon for all the UK government care.
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Film synopsis: For Your Eyes Only (2020 Reboot)
Beginning to wish I'd never stated this - still got Dalton, Brosnan and Craig to go
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Beginning to wish I'd never stated this - still got Dalton, Brosnan and Craig to go
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Film synopsis: Octopussy (2020 Reboot)
MI6 fail to send James Bond on a Faberge Egg hunt
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MI6 fail to send James Bond on a Faberge Egg hunt
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Film synopsis: A View to a Kill (2020 Reboot)
Zorin is trying to blow stuff up. The UK government don't care about stuff so do nothing. Entirely possible that the stuff is blown up.
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Zorin is trying to blow stuff up. The UK government don't care about stuff so do nothing. Entirely possible that the stuff is blown up.
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Film synopsis: The Living Daylights (2020 Reboot)
General Georgi Koskov is trying to deflect. Like that's going to happen in 2020.
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General Georgi Koskov is trying to deflect. Like that's going to happen in 2020.
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