What’s your most on brand story from school that explains a lot about who you are today?

Mine was I just showed up to compulsory school sports events with a camera and took photos and told everyone I was the photographer rather than having to participate.

Oh yeah. There was also that time in year 8 when I wrote a schmaltzy short story about falling for a girl but realising she was an alien who had to return home and my teacher took 20 minutes to read it in front of the whole class, including the girl who it was clearly about