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100 things that are bad for Manchester United.
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1. Gary Neville
Constantly talks rubbish in the media and somehow manages to brainwash an entire fanbase into believing whatever propaganda The Glazers/Ole ask him to spread.
Lukaku being overweight being the obvious one.
On top of that, he is a hypocrite.
Constantly talks rubbish in the media and somehow manages to brainwash an entire fanbase into believing whatever propaganda The Glazers/Ole ask him to spread.
Lukaku being overweight being the obvious one.
On top of that, he is a hypocrite.
2. Paul Scholes
Sat and moaned about Jose Mourinho winning 2 trophies and finishing 2nd... And now he is happy with Ole serving up our worst season in 30 years, finishing 37pts behind Liverpool when they won the league and MAYBE finishing 4th.
Says it all. Hypocrite.
Sat and moaned about Jose Mourinho winning 2 trophies and finishing 2nd... And now he is happy with Ole serving up our worst season in 30 years, finishing 37pts behind Liverpool when they won the league and MAYBE finishing 4th.
Says it all. Hypocrite.
3. Rio Ferdinand
Not as bad as Neville and Scholes but still horrendous.
Was constantly on Mourinhos arse when he was manager and now his tune has changed.
Why? Cause our new manager used to share a dressing room with him?
Shambles. Get him off TV.
Not as bad as Neville and Scholes but still horrendous.
Was constantly on Mourinhos arse when he was manager and now his tune has changed.
Why? Cause our new manager used to share a dressing room with him?
Shambles. Get him off TV.
4. Ole Solskjaer
Statistically, our worst manager in PL history. And Cardiff's.
Served up our worst season in 30 years, finished 37pts behind Liverpool when they won the title, called The Glazers "family", lied about their investment, belittled the fans... Need I continue?
Statistically, our worst manager in PL history. And Cardiff's.
Served up our worst season in 30 years, finished 37pts behind Liverpool when they won the title, called The Glazers "family", lied about their investment, belittled the fans... Need I continue?
5. The Glazer Family
The worst owners in sport. Removed 1.8 billion from the club. Invested zero. Despite what Ole tells you.
We turnover 650m annually. We should be up there with Barca, Real, Juve, Bayern and PSG. Instead, we are acting like the starvation army.
Sickening.
The worst owners in sport. Removed 1.8 billion from the club. Invested zero. Despite what Ole tells you.
We turnover 650m annually. We should be up there with Barca, Real, Juve, Bayern and PSG. Instead, we are acting like the starvation army.
Sickening.
6. Ed Woodward
Literally The Glazers model employee. After Ole of course.
Struggles to get any deal over the line it seems.
Refused to back Jose with signings and even overruled his decisions to sell certain players.
Did I mention this guy knows nothing about football?
Literally The Glazers model employee. After Ole of course.
Struggles to get any deal over the line it seems.
Refused to back Jose with signings and even overruled his decisions to sell certain players.
Did I mention this guy knows nothing about football?
7. Harry Maguire
Our worst captain in history. Zero trophies. 4 relegations.
Came into the team and ultimately lead it to our worst season in 30 years.
Leicester are even better without him. As proven by their league standings.
Imagine spending 80m on him. Sums us up.
Our worst captain in history. Zero trophies. 4 relegations.
Came into the team and ultimately lead it to our worst season in 30 years.
Leicester are even better without him. As proven by their league standings.
Imagine spending 80m on him. Sums us up.
8. Daniel James
Hands down, the worst player I ever seen in a United shirt.
He hasn't scored a league goal since August. 11 months ago!
This player sums up everything that is wrong with Manchester United.
The fans that rate him deserve everything they get.
Hands down, the worst player I ever seen in a United shirt.
He hasn't scored a league goal since August. 11 months ago!
This player sums up everything that is wrong with Manchester United.
The fans that rate him deserve everything they get.
9. Aaron Wan-Bissaka
Ask yourself this question.
What top team has a full back that contributes a goal/assist every 1500 minutes?
The answer is none.
You people want attacking football and yet you gas up a RB who literally can't attack.
Imagine.
Ask yourself this question.
What top team has a full back that contributes a goal/assist every 1500 minutes?
The answer is none.
You people want attacking football and yet you gas up a RB who literally can't attack.
Imagine.
10. Odion Ighalo
You think Maguires 4 Relegations are bad? This bloke actually got relegated from the Chinese League.
But I'm supposed to believe he's United quality...
I suggest you all take your standards out of the toilet.
Zero Premier League goals by the way.
You think Maguires 4 Relegations are bad? This bloke actually got relegated from the Chinese League.
But I'm supposed to believe he's United quality...
I suggest you all take your standards out of the toilet.
Zero Premier League goals by the way.
11. Top Reds
These people are factually responsible for everything that happens around the club: The Glazers still being here, the players thats here, the manager that's here...
This lot will happily lower their standards and call you a plastic for daring to speak the truth.
These people are factually responsible for everything that happens around the club: The Glazers still being here, the players thats here, the manager that's here...
This lot will happily lower their standards and call you a plastic for daring to speak the truth.
12. The Academy
This is nothing more than a sentiment for The Glazer Family to exploit, in order to save money.
They know its a weakness for Manchester United fans due to the success of The Class of 92.
The fact is, we haven't produced a world class player since 1992.
This is nothing more than a sentiment for The Glazer Family to exploit, in order to save money.
They know its a weakness for Manchester United fans due to the success of The Class of 92.
The fact is, we haven't produced a world class player since 1992.
13. Sir Alex Ferguson
Before you get your panties in a twist, ask yourself why he is still making decisions and having an influence on this club?
He has somehow chosen 2 of our past 4 managers. How has this happened?
We have to move on.
Before you get your panties in a twist, ask yourself why he is still making decisions and having an influence on this club?
He has somehow chosen 2 of our past 4 managers. How has this happened?
We have to move on.
14. Sir Bobby Charlton
Like Ferguson, Charlton somehow has authority at the club to make and influence decisions.
He openly apologised to The Glazers for the protests. But let's ignore that because he was a great player, shall we?
These two are holding us back.
Like Ferguson, Charlton somehow has authority at the club to make and influence decisions.
He openly apologised to The Glazers for the protests. But let's ignore that because he was a great player, shall we?
These two are holding us back.
15. Ryan Giggs
Somehow, the Wales manager is still having a say on who our club signs. As proven by his disastrous suggestion in Daniel James.
This man failed as an Assistant under Moyes and Van Gaal.
That was after snaking them both.
Stop listening to this man please.
Somehow, the Wales manager is still having a say on who our club signs. As proven by his disastrous suggestion in Daniel James.
This man failed as an Assistant under Moyes and Van Gaal.
That was after snaking them both.
Stop listening to this man please.
16. Scott McTominay
A West Brom quality player who is getting gassed up by this fanbase because he shows "pashun and desiyah" and points around the pitch every now and then.
This is how low our standards have fallen.
A West Brom quality player who is getting gassed up by this fanbase because he shows "pashun and desiyah" and points around the pitch every now and then.
This is how low our standards have fallen.
17. Brandon Williams
Basically a prime example of the Academy lowering the standards and expectations.
We should have a top class left back like Telles or Sandro... But nah, let's pray Brandon Williams becomes the next Denis Irwin instead. Cause that's cheaper.
Woeful.
Basically a prime example of the Academy lowering the standards and expectations.
We should have a top class left back like Telles or Sandro... But nah, let's pray Brandon Williams becomes the next Denis Irwin instead. Cause that's cheaper.
Woeful.
18. Luke Shaw
A grand total of 7 (SEVEN) goal contributions in the Premier League in his five seasons at the club.
If you think this is acceptable for a left back, you're as bad for the club as he is.
Enough said.
A grand total of 7 (SEVEN) goal contributions in the Premier League in his five seasons at the club.
If you think this is acceptable for a left back, you're as bad for the club as he is.
Enough said.
19. "The Yanited Way" / "Yanited DNA"
Basically a buzzword that was invented to brainwash you into thinking spending big money on great players is a bad thing.
Apparently only Foreigners don't have this mythical "DNA"... Makes you think, doesn't it?
Basically a buzzword that was invented to brainwash you into thinking spending big money on great players is a bad thing.
Apparently only Foreigners don't have this mythical "DNA"... Makes you think, doesn't it?
20. "Mercenaries"
Another media term that was invented to make you lower your standards & accept a lack of spending.
Any world class player who knows his worth is now deemed a "mercenary"
But Solskjaer who went from earning 9k at Molde to 100k at United "loves the club"...
Another media term that was invented to make you lower your standards & accept a lack of spending.
Any world class player who knows his worth is now deemed a "mercenary"
But Solskjaer who went from earning 9k at Molde to 100k at United "loves the club"...
21. Michael Carrick
How this man has managed to con his way into a coaching position at this club, I'll never know.
Replacing Rui Faria with this inexperienced Glazer supporter was the beginning of the end for Jose Mourinho.
Zero credentials. Zero credibility.
How this man has managed to con his way into a coaching position at this club, I'll never know.
Replacing Rui Faria with this inexperienced Glazer supporter was the beginning of the end for Jose Mourinho.
Zero credentials. Zero credibility.
22. Mike Phelan
Hull Citys's worst ever manager in the Premier League.
But I'm supposed to believe he's good enough to lead Manchester United back to the top, alongside Cardiff City's worst ever manager.
How can you not laugh?
The man failed in Australia for fucks sake.
Hull Citys's worst ever manager in the Premier League.
But I'm supposed to believe he's good enough to lead Manchester United back to the top, alongside Cardiff City's worst ever manager.
How can you not laugh?
The man failed in Australia for fucks sake.
23. Kieran McKenna
Who?
Enough said.
Who?
Enough said.
24. Neil Ashton
Employing this man has been an absolute masterclass by The Glazers.
His publicity stunt about Woodwards house getting vandalised has somehow made every Manchester United feel sorry for him & forget about the entire protests.
Job done. You're all fucking idiots.
Employing this man has been an absolute masterclass by The Glazers.
His publicity stunt about Woodwards house getting vandalised has somehow made every Manchester United feel sorry for him & forget about the entire protests.
Job done. You're all fucking idiots.
25. Mark Goldbridge
This man is somehow the voice of the Utd fans & he isn't even a real person
He is as much of a real person as Keith Lemon or Alan Partridge
Would you take their opinion seriously?
No? Then why are we still giving this Nottingham Forest fan the time of day?
This man is somehow the voice of the Utd fans & he isn't even a real person
He is as much of a real person as Keith Lemon or Alan Partridge
Would you take their opinion seriously?
No? Then why are we still giving this Nottingham Forest fan the time of day?
26. Stephen Howson
This man once charged foreign Manchester United fans £200 to join him in the pub.
Using Manchester United's name for financial gain. He is literally as bad as The Glazers.
Stop giving him attention.
This man once charged foreign Manchester United fans £200 to join him in the pub.
Using Manchester United's name for financial gain. He is literally as bad as The Glazers.
Stop giving him attention.
27. MUTV
Should be renamed GlazerTV cause everything on this channel is pure propaganda.
Even the pundits can't speak their real views because they're all afraid of losing their Glazer paycheck.
David May once got suspended for criticising David Moyes.
Need I say more?
Should be renamed GlazerTV cause everything on this channel is pure propaganda.
Even the pundits can't speak their real views because they're all afraid of losing their Glazer paycheck.
David May once got suspended for criticising David Moyes.
Need I say more?
28. Brexit FC
This idea that we should have a starting 11 of British players is absolutely atrocious
"Sign Grealish!!11 Sign Maddison!!11"
Why? Cause of their passport?
These do not start for any elite club. Not Barca, Not Real, Not Bayern, Not Juve.
That is the standard
This idea that we should have a starting 11 of British players is absolutely atrocious
"Sign Grealish!!11 Sign Maddison!!11"
Why? Cause of their passport?
These do not start for any elite club. Not Barca, Not Real, Not Bayern, Not Juve.
That is the standard
29. "Top 4"
Sky Sports have managed to convince you all that finishing fourth is like a trophy.
It isn't. It never will be.
Stop celebrating The Glazers 80m Champions League bonus and open your eyes.
We want trophies. Not money. We have enough money we don't spend enough of.
Sky Sports have managed to convince you all that finishing fourth is like a trophy.
It isn't. It never will be.
Stop celebrating The Glazers 80m Champions League bonus and open your eyes.
We want trophies. Not money. We have enough money we don't spend enough of.
30. Support yer local
These fans are the worst. Looking down their nose at fans because of their location
In reality, doing more damage to the club by showing up to Old Trafford & giving The Glazers money than Saeed in Pakistan is by streaming our matches at 4am in the morning.
These fans are the worst. Looking down their nose at fans because of their location
In reality, doing more damage to the club by showing up to Old Trafford & giving The Glazers money than Saeed in Pakistan is by streaming our matches at 4am in the morning.
31. Flip Flop Twitter accounts
They literally just twerk for numbers and use the popular opinion at that particular point in time to get them
Say what you want about LUHG but our views are always consistent. We rarely ever change our opinion.
They literally just twerk for numbers and use the popular opinion at that particular point in time to get them
Say what you want about LUHG but our views are always consistent. We rarely ever change our opinion.
32. Lowering standards due to price
Daniel James - 18m. Zero goals since August. "Good signing"
Di Maria - 67m. Most assists since leaving. "Flop"
Says it all.
If we continue to buy cheap, eventually our fanbase will be happy with players like Odion Ighalo.... Oh wait.
Daniel James - 18m. Zero goals since August. "Good signing"
Di Maria - 67m. Most assists since leaving. "Flop"
Says it all.
If we continue to buy cheap, eventually our fanbase will be happy with players like Odion Ighalo.... Oh wait.
33. The Coaching Staff
A bunch of failed Cardiff coaches, expected to bring Manchester United back to the promise land.
And people wonder why the likes of De Gea are making errors all of a sudden.
Laughable.
A bunch of failed Cardiff coaches, expected to bring Manchester United back to the promise land.
And people wonder why the likes of De Gea are making errors all of a sudden.
Laughable.
34. Sentimentality
Ask yourself this.
If our current manager was some random Norwegian bloke called George Christensen, and he had the exact same CV as Ole has, would our fans still gas him up and say he was the right man for the job?
No they wouldn't.
Ask yourself this.
If our current manager was some random Norwegian bloke called George Christensen, and he had the exact same CV as Ole has, would our fans still gas him up and say he was the right man for the job?
No they wouldn't.
35. "Loaning is Bad"
Apparently, every youth player has a God given right to play for Manchester United regardless of his talent or development.
The idea of loaning him out is frowned upon & if you dare to suggest it, you "don't know the history of our club, you plastic!!1"
Apparently, every youth player has a God given right to play for Manchester United regardless of his talent or development.
The idea of loaning him out is frowned upon & if you dare to suggest it, you "don't know the history of our club, you plastic!!1"
36. Ageism
This fanbase turns their nose up at any player over the age of 28
I was told the likes of Ramos, Modric & Benzema were "past it" & yet here they are, winning yet another league title
United fans wouldn't have them though.
This fanbase turns their nose up at any player over the age of 28
I was told the likes of Ramos, Modric & Benzema were "past it" & yet here they are, winning yet another league title
United fans wouldn't have them though.
37. Calling dead rubbers "big games"
Let's get one thing straight
The objective is for Manchester United to win the Premier League. Every season.
A dead rubber against Brighton when you finished 37pts behind the title winners is not a "big game", regardless of how you spin it
Let's get one thing straight
The objective is for Manchester United to win the Premier League. Every season.
A dead rubber against Brighton when you finished 37pts behind the title winners is not a "big game", regardless of how you spin it
38. Jersey Numbers
This fanbase acts like the number on the back of the jersey means something
Hate to break it to you, but wearing a certain number doesn't give you super powers
Martial getting his number 9 back was treated like a new signing.
IQ's in the negatives
This fanbase acts like the number on the back of the jersey means something
Hate to break it to you, but wearing a certain number doesn't give you super powers
Martial getting his number 9 back was treated like a new signing.
IQ's in the negatives
39. "Squad players"
Somehow, this fanbase insists on having a Championship Quality bench.
McTominay, James, Ighalo, Pereira, Williams... Why?
Why is squad depth not a thing?
Look at City, Bayern and Juve's bench. Do you see any players of that calibre in there?
Somehow, this fanbase insists on having a Championship Quality bench.
McTominay, James, Ighalo, Pereira, Williams... Why?
Why is squad depth not a thing?
Look at City, Bayern and Juve's bench. Do you see any players of that calibre in there?
40. Phil Jones
The best compliment I can give him is that he is at least better than Maguire.
The best compliment I can give him is that he is at least better than Maguire.
