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You know what's fun?

Trying to find an image of @realDonaldTrump's niece Mary which doesn't make her look completely abnormal.
The subtitle of her book is:

"How My Family Created the World's Most Dangerous Man."

I have a simple question:
WHAT'S TAKING HIM SO LONG?
When does he start getting dangerous?

I mean, it's been FOUR YEARS.

Why hasn't he cancelled the election and declared martial law in perpetuity?

Why did he let Congress impeach him?

WHY HASN'T HE ABOLISHED CONGRESS?

Well, Mary?
Why hasn't he invaded any countries and overthrown their leaders?

Why hasn't he outlawed the press?

Why hasn't he declared the Constitution?

WHY HASN'T HE BUMPED OFF ANYONE?
Why hasn't he abolished the judiciary?

Why hasn't he made illegal appoints to positions in the Executive Branch (Cough-cough OBAMA cough-cough)?

WHEN DOES HE GET DANGEROUS?

I'm sick and tired of waiting.

Here's what I want:
I want our entire fleet of B-52s loaded up with nukes and flown around the country towing banners that say "WEAR ORANGE MAKEUP OR THE CORNFIELDS GET IT!"

I want M1 Abrams tanks in every city, the commanders ordering the entire country to eat nothing but papaya.
WHEN DOES YOUR UNCLE GET DANGEROUS, MARY?

As for being unfit for office, WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT HIS POLITICAL ENEMIES?

He runs rings around them.

Did you see what he just announced, Mary?
ALL NEW INFRASTRUCTURE PROJECTS REQUIRE ONLY ONE APPROVAL.

You said you're voting for Biden.

He's only been in government for 9000 years.

What makes you think that NOW he's going to be effective?
Here's what the "unfit" Donald John Trump has done:

Revolutionized the public-private relationship into one of partnership, not adversaries.

Strengthened NATO.

Forced recalcitrant states to actually take responsibility for their own actions.
Rebuilt the economy TWICE.

Made our Middle Eastern allies responsible for their own defense and actions.

FORCED CHINA TO PAY ITS FAIR SHARE.

Convinced India to stop taking advantage of us economically.
Mediated in conflicts that had been going on for almost a century.

AND.

President Trump is making it impossible for politicized government agencies to put OUR heads on the chopping block.
When people abuse their power, their power should be taken away.

Simple.

Don't abuse your power, and you'll be left alone to do your job.

WHO USED THE FBI TO SPY ON HIS POLITICAL OPPONENTS?

His name isn't "Donald Trump."
On the one hand, we have hard facts, and on the other, we have bizarre, totally off-putting weirdos engaging in crazed overstatement not back up by ANYTHING.

PLUS everything Mary says is exactly the opposite of what we see in Trump.
He doesn't care about anyone, she says.

I guess she missed the New York Times profile from 1984, when Trump said that he had to try and save the world from self-destruction.
Mary Trump is saying that every single
American who MET and LIKES Trump is an idiot.

Only SHE knows the real story.

TRUMP IS THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS MAN.

Who hasn't showed ANY sign of being dangerous.

Ever.
Mary Trump is preaching to the choir.

It's possible that this is another strategic deception, although if it is, it's pretty amazing.

And she doesn't strike me as being someone together enough to pull it off.

The best word do describe Trump opponents is "piddling."
We have an election coming up, and this "blockbuster" comes out FAR TOO EARLY to have an impact.

Democrats keep doing this.

Meanwhile Trump is promising eight solid weeks of revolution, starting Tuesday.

GOOD revolution.
The election IS 2016, but even dumber.

Crazier.

What we need to keep in mind is that Americans are holding it together in the face of astonishing threats to their very lives.

WHAT DOES THAT TELL YOU?
It tells you that they TRUST that we'll get through this.

WHO do they trust?

THIS GUY?
"If you like ANYTHING, you can't keep it!"

That's his platform.

"Vote for me, and I'll ruin your life!"

The Democrats have a "dualist" approach to the election:

All of their positions are contradicted by each other.
You can't have a platform that appeals to both working-class Americans AND Antifa.

Throw in Brownshirts, the forcible erasure of history, lawlessness, and a nationwide speech code, and you end up with 25 electoral votes.
Somebody contact Mary Trump for me and see if you can get an answer:

WHEN DOES DONALD TRUMP GET DANGEROUS?

She wrote a whole book about it.

What is he waiting for?

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