Pro tip for programming job interviews:

Whenever the interviewer asks a very hard programming question, write: http://model.fit (x,y)

If they insist that's not an acceptable answer, say:

-Oh, so you want me to do it the old school way?

"Write a code that returns the order details, but with shard"

1-Write the code.
2-Take the whiteboard off of the wall
3-Violently hit it against the furniture until it breaks into pieces

"Now explain how you would make this scale"

1-Open PowerPoint
2-Start doing a VC pitch for investment

I might not be the best candidate but you can bet your ass I'm the most entertaining one

-Explain boxing in .NET

-Sorry I'm not into sports, didn't know this was a requirement for this job

-How would you use blockchain to solve this?

Start laughing uncontrollably for a few minutes.

Some of you asked:

Boxing in .NET happens when the developers in the team disagree about tab vs spaces.

-Now how would you write that same code in Python?

-Exactly the same way, but swearing a hell lot more

-Where do you see yourself in the next 5 years

-Hope to God not maintaining the code I'll be writing in the first 5 years