Hello and welcome to my TED talk on the chaotic energy exhibited within S Club 7's return performance.

Over the years I have watched this video many times (and know it off by heart) - here are some of the main issues I have with it.
To start things off - one of my favourite parts of this performance is the total lack of energy in the show's opening line.

cluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
I'm not a performer... But I think it is surely a cardinal sin to look at the floor when giving energy?

It is like she knew what was about to happen. If only we did.
Do we need to comment on this? Although this is 100% me in NYCNYC at 2AM...
Why didn't Hannah sing this live?
Why does Jo look like she's waving us out of a chip shop after we've paid?
One thing I love is how there has been ZERO discussion about who is going to address the audience in the first 'chat' bit of the show.

You basically can't hear anyone?

Also, is that Sarah Harding at the end shouting 'Alright'?... Would make sense
I feel very attacked by this and it actually makes me want to never sing again.
How dare Jon Lee bang in to Queen Rachel Stevens?!
Why did they do Jo so dirty with her mic - especially when she's trying to elevate this performance.
Another iconic part is Jo completely giving up on this note.

GO GIRL GIVE US ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
This - on two levels -

What is that move and what are those shorts about?!
I swing between being offended by Jon's dancing and Jo's lack of effort here...
And Streeeeeettchhhhhhhhhhh

I love Yoga
I hate this move.
And finally... If you have made an entire band about a specific number... Wouldn't you start the countdown on said number?

Seems so lazy to not think about this ahead of time?
You can follow @JoshTWheeler.
Tip: mention @twtextapp on a Twitter thread with the keyword “unroll” to get a link to it.

Latest Threads Unrolled:

By continuing to use the site, you are consenting to the use of cookies as explained in our Cookie Policy to improve your experience.