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Okay who’s the hottest person in the major arcana?? THREAD
First up: The Fool. Androgynous spirit, very bisexual with a dangly earring vibes. Also a total himbo: absolutely about to plummet off that cliff without a care in the world. Sexy!!
First up: The Fool. Androgynous spirit, very bisexual with a dangly earring vibes. Also a total himbo: absolutely about to plummet off that cliff without a care in the world. Sexy!!
The Magician:
Cute hair — giving me adult skater vibes. If that’s not appealing to you, idk where you went wrong. Kind of the opposite of The Fool in that he knows a lot of stuff, would probably mansplain Marxist-Leninism to you, but I think that’s kind of hot unfortunatey
Cute hair — giving me adult skater vibes. If that’s not appealing to you, idk where you went wrong. Kind of the opposite of The Fool in that he knows a lot of stuff, would probably mansplain Marxist-Leninism to you, but I think that’s kind of hot unfortunatey
Here we fucking go. The High Priestess. Love the hat!! She’s looking like a dour, angsty club kid, a vibe we didn’t know we needed in 2020. Holding the TORAH??? We love an Old Testament hottie 
Strength is a sexy nature dyke, has like 14 dogs, will probably not put the dogs in another room when you’re boning, will do a land recognition before she eats you out, will cook you a four-course vegan breakfast the next day
Look at this little twink!!!! Legs for days! He bleached his hair in a moment of weakness during quarantine but it looks so good he’s keeping it. Disaster Twink for sure, running from his past, in trouble for tax fraud, iPhone 11 always on 1%
And finally, The Star. Titties OUT!! She’s a confident trans butch, she’s a water sports top, she has her shit TOGETHER, she will send you a Google Cal invite for the hookup
