Imagine, you finally meet the girl of your dreams. Yall date and create beautiful memories together. After 5 years of being together, you guys decided to finally get married. On the wedding day you realised that the wedding cake was missing. You turn to look at your new spouse...

She stands up and cuts herself. It turns out that she was cake all along. Your guests and you eat her. You weep as you bite into her cake forehead. You save her cake lips. That night, as you lay in bed with tears in your eyes, you hold her "lips" and press it against yours.

10 years pass. You haven't touched a cake since that night. You've stayed single in fear of falling in love with another cake. One day, you walk into a store and you see her. A carbon copy of the one you lost. She approaches you.

She tells you that you remind her of her ex-husband. Turns out her ex-husband was your cake copycat and your ex wife was this lady's cake copycat. You guys talk about it over coffee. You fall in love with this woman. Everything feels so familiar. Her feelings are mutual.

1 year pass. You guys get married. The cake isn't there. You get flashbacks. You turn to her with tears in your eyes. Suddenly, you hear some people rush in. Turns out the cake was just late. You smile. You hug your wife. That night you sleep, hugging her tightly.

The warmth of another in your arms. You feel safe. You know that she isn't a cake. You smile as you fall asleep...

The End.

This thread getting quite abit of attention. If you not a cake, hmu