Thread. For a few years now I have had an unpaid job at the Daily Express. My job? To say or do something utterly inconsequential, so that they can misinterpret it with a baffling article. Here are many highlights.
Actual story. "I sometimes guess when I dont know. https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1306347/The-Chase-Paul-Sinha-winning-formula-defeat-contestants-Sinnerman-Bradley-Walsh-ITV-videow"
The Chase: Paul Sinha exposes 'winning formula' to defeat contestants on ITV quiz show

THE CHASE star Paul Sinha revealed the winning formula he used to defeat another group of contestants on Tuesday's edition of the ITV quiz show.

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1306347/The-Chase-Paul-Sinha-winning-formula-defeat-contestants-Sinnerman-Bradley-Walsh-ITV-videow
Actual story. I said something. https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1302273/the-chase-Bradley-Walsh-stunned-Paul-sinha-blunder-dr-christian-jessen-itv-video
The Chase's Bradley Walsh baffled by Paul Sinha’s major slip up 'Can we start again?'

THE CHASE returned tonight for a special celebrity edition as four famous faces went up against one of the five Chasers in the hope of taking home some money for their chosen charity. However, early...

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1302273/the-chase-Bradley-Walsh-stunned-Paul-sinha-blunder-dr-christian-jessen-itv-video
Actual story. I briefly improvised a self deprecating schtick. https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1275022/The-Chase-Paul-Sinha-storms-off-Sinnerman-viewer-reaction-Bradley-Walsh-ITV-quiz-video
The Chase: Paul Sinha storms off set of ITV quiz show after 'worst-ever' performance

THE CHASE'S Paul Sinha ended up storming off the show recently after the quiz master suffered a number of misjudgements which meant one contestant the ITV quiz show slipped through his fingers.

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1275022/The-Chase-Paul-Sinha-storms-off-Sinnerman-viewer-reaction-Bradley-Walsh-ITV-quiz-video
Actual story. I reveal that the lower offer is always the lowest of the three offers. https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1293087/The-Chase-Paul-Sinha-Sinnerman-Chasers-low-offer-Bradley-Walsh-ITV-quiz-video
The Chase: Paul Sinha reveals real reason Chasers have to deal a low offer to contestants

THE CHASE star Paul Sinha has revealed in a recent instalment of the ITV quiz show exactly why he and his fellow Chasers deal a low offer of money when going head-to-head with contestants hoping to...

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1293087/The-Chase-Paul-Sinha-Sinnerman-Chasers-low-offer-Bradley-Walsh-ITV-quiz-video
Actual story. The "huge revelation" was that I can't make an omelette. https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1159754/The-Chase-Paul-Sinha-The-Sinnerman-Bradley-Walsh-itv-video-watch
The Chase: ‘It's terrible’ Paul Sinha drops huge revelation on ITV show

THE CHASE viewers saw a whopping £75,000 taken home tonight, but it was during the episode when Paul Sinha dropped a bombshell that caused shock.

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1159754/The-Chase-Paul-Sinha-The-Sinnerman-Bradley-Walsh-itv-video-watch
Actual story. As in every other Final Chase in history, there were some easy questions. https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/877190/The-Chase-Viewers-in-uproar-at-ITV-over-Paul-Sinha-shocker-easy-question-fix-claims
The Chase: Viewers in uproar at ITV over Paul Sinha shocker 'Basically The Fix'

THE CHASE viewers were left fuming after presenter Bradley Walsh asked Paul Sinha one of the simplest questions ever to be heard on the show today.

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/877190/The-Chase-Viewers-in-uproar-at-ITV-over-Paul-Sinha-shocker-easy-question-fix-claims
LEAVES. Got knocked out. https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1102974/The-Chase-Bradley-Walsh-Paul-Sinha-winter-Olympics-ITV-video-watch
The Chase: 'Get him back!' Viewers in uproar after contestant LEAVES ITV quiz show

THE CHASE this evening saw Bradley Walsh welcome a new crop of contestants to the quiz show, and viewers were upset when one of them, Greg, was caught and they demanded he be brought back.

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1102974/The-Chase-Bradley-Walsh-Paul-Sinha-winter-Olympics-ITV-video-watch
RAGE. Three people tweeted that I got a question right that was suited to a job I last did 12 years ago https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/899292/The-Chase-fans-RAGE-Paul-Sinha-question-conspiracy-joke-ITV-Bradley-Walsh
The Chase fans RAGE over Paul Sinha question conspiracy: ‘This programme’s become a joke’

THE CHASE fans were in uproar today after Chaser Paul Sinha was given a question they believed was unfair on the contestant.

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/899292/The-Chase-fans-RAGE-Paul-Sinha-question-conspiracy-joke-ITV-Bradley-Walsh
Shock move? It was never explained. https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1240039/the-chase-celebrity-special-dan-walker-loses-104000-jackpot-paul-sinha-itv-quiz-show-vide
 The Chase: Dan Walker loses huge cash prize as Paul Sinha makes shock move? 

THE CHASE returned for another special edition this evening as four celebrities were up against The Sinnerman in the hope of taking home the money tonight. Three celebrities managed to beat Paul in...

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1240039/the-chase-celebrity-special-dan-walker-loses-104000-jackpot-paul-sinha-itv-quiz-show-vide
"Breaks ITV tradition" Man who begins every episode stood up "breaks tradition" by.........standing up. https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1280360/The-Chase-Celebrity-Special-Paul-Sinha-Sarah-Greene-dance-ITV-video
The Chase: Paul Sinha breaks ITV show tradition after contestant's odd request 'Stand up!'

THE CHASE: CELEBRITY SPECIAL returned to ITV tonight with four new famous faces taking on Paul 'The Sinnerman' Sinha in the hopes of winning some cash for their chosen charities.

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1280360/The-Chase-Celebrity-Special-Paul-Sinha-Sarah-Greene-dance-ITV-video
"Bradley stunned" Bradley moderately amused. https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1255631/the-chase-bradley-walsh-paul-sinha-eastenders-nina-wadia-itv
The Chase: Bradley Walsh stunned as Paul Sinha lashes out at EastEnders star 'Depressing'

THE CHASE aired its weekly celebrity episode this evening, and featured Nina Wadia taking on Paul Sinha - but it wasn't long before the pair started taking each other down with some sharp words.

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1255631/the-chase-bradley-walsh-paul-sinha-eastenders-nina-wadia-itv
"Chaser reveals when he will leave" Chaser has literally no idea and says nothing of the sort. https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1190463/The-Chase-Paul-Sinha-leave-Parkinsons-disease-boyfriend-partner-Lorraine-ITV
The Chase: Paul Sinha reveals when he will leave ITV quiz show

THE CHASE fans love watching Paul Sinha take on contestants in his ruthless and successful manner but it seems his time on the ITV show will not last forever as he opened up today about what would...

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1190463/The-Chase-Paul-Sinha-leave-Parkinsons-disease-boyfriend-partner-Lorraine-ITV
"Bradley upset" Bradley gets on with game show. https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1179664/The-Chase-Bradley-Walsh-Paul-Sinha-The-Sinnerman-quiz-show-itv
The Chase: 'You're always so horrible!' Bradley Walsh left 'upset' by Paul Sinha's jibe

THE CHASE saw another team fail to win any prize money tonight despite their best efforts to beat Paul Sinha who was on top form. During the gameshow, Bradley Walsh was left pretending to be upset...

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1179664/The-Chase-Bradley-Walsh-Paul-Sinha-The-Sinnerman-quiz-show-itv
"Chase fans in turmoil" "A few people tweeted mild amusement. https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1155594/The-Chase-Paul-Sinha-Sinnerman-contestant-Bradley-Walsh-ITV-quiz-video-watch
The Chase: ‘Can't get over it’ Fans in turmoil over Paul Sinha’s contestant coincidence

THE CHASE viewers were stunned by today’s programme as one contestant bore a surprising similarity to Chaser Paul Sinha. But Bradley Walsh wasn’t so sure.

https://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/1155594/The-Chase-Paul-Sinha-Sinnerman-contestant-Bradley-Walsh-ITV-quiz-video-watch
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