If FPL managers were film memes

No. 1 - Maverick

They smash more templates than a Greek wedding. Captain a defender? Too easy. They'll raise you a GK. Their favourite player is Firmino
2. beautiful mind

Stats are their plaything. The world dances to their tune. They've read the complete works of game theory. Is that a spreadsheet in their pocket or are they pleased to see you? Hint: they're not pleased to see you.
3. The Artist

This player knows more about the beautiful game than anyone bar professionals. They also know more than the professionals. The eye test is their mantra. Saying the words "XG" is like spitting in their faces.
4. Why so serious?

These frolicsome, FUNdercats are just playing for shits and giggles. They don't take it seriously like all us idiots. They remind us of this fact on a weekly basis.
5. The Social Network

These guys and gals live for the community. Win, lose or draw it doesn't matter to them. Their real cup final happens every Follow Friday.
6. Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.

Is it possible to be too cool for a game while also playing said game? I don't know. But these guys are putting that theory to the test. Friends with "The Artist".
7. you wouldn't like me when I'm angry

Hey, Pep. Try benching this guy's captain. He'll whip that guy out his team faster than Kyle Walker on his way to an (alledged) lockdown party.
8. back to the future

No matter how obscure the event, these guys saw it coming ahead of time. Luckily they're going to keep the fact to themselves on the rare occasion they're actually proved right. And not be smug about it AT ALL...
9. The Hangover

Ever got drunk and woken up next to someone with no idea who they are or how you got there? This guy has. Anthony Martial, someone from Watford, and a -8 points hit.
10. I'll be back... And then go again

Ever heard of the adage "if at first you don't succeed, try, try, and try again"? This guy didn't get to the end of it. He quits FPL more times a season than Man Utd get penalties. But he'll be back don't you worry about that.
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