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I'm watching Far From the Madding Crowd for the first time and that TINY SMILE IS KILLING ME

Look, if I met him and within like a day he asked me to marry him I would say yes.

In this video I am Alex and she is the creeper I am yelling at

SHE BROKE HIS LITTLE HEART IT'S LIKE ALL THE TIMES IN SCHOOL WHEN BOYS WOULD JOKINGLY ASK ME OUT AND THEN SAY "PLEASE SAY NO MY FRIENDS DARED ME TO" LIKE I NEVER LIKED THEM BUT THAT SHIT HURT

we stan a respectful king

she wants this no-sheep-having motherfucker, boldwood has ALL the sheep I bet. That's how they measured attractiveness at the time, right? Sheep count?

girl, it lies in you rejecting the absolute CHAD of your town

bruh she just rejected the no sheep havin man for the second time. i mean, fair, he killed his dog and he isn't mr. boldwood so whats the point

WHAT A PETTY POWER MOVE

"If you wont come apologize then YOU'RE going to be the no-sheep-having ass bitch"

this shot is my aesthetic

I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY (here he comes)

sorry sir it's illegal to look this good every time you're on screen

GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!

didn't Michael say he was a bad singer at one point? I swore someone told me that. If he did.... bULLSHIT!

GIRL HE ISN'T OFFERING TO PROTECT YOU HE JUST WANTS TO HANG OUT

All for independent women (strong female characters are what made me bisexual), but rejecting a moonlight stroll with him is a sin

uh oh here he is, the man who got ditched by his dumb fiance who went to the wrong church

is every man in this town a simp

He looks like the lovechild of every man from Austenland. If you havent seen it... next tweet in the thread

My case:

If she goes for the boring straight version of Freddie Mercury they found in the clearance bin at Tesco I will literally punch a hole in my wall

I'm a comedic genius and a delight to watch movies with, don't tell me you want to mute this thread of my amazing commentary or I will cry

Another aesthetic shot wow I really am a cottagecore/forestcore bisexual witch huh

GIRL RUN THIS IS SOME HORROR MOVIE SHIT

buffering moment

i dont trust you

well the video still isnt loading but there sure are a lot of hot singles in my area wanting to meet me now!

I have triumphed! I downloaded it so it wont buffer now. I cant have subtitles but whatever. Look at this maniac lmao swingin his sword

So she goes for this randomized sim who was trespassing on her private property, cut her hair off with a sword, and is now stealing her first kiss and also groping her. But not the handsome rich man who wanted to walk with her in the moonlight. WH-

LMAOOOO HE'S LEAVING

girl what do you mean he's a perfectly decent man?! he met you at midnight sneaking around your property and then he made out with you in the woods and then left wordlessly

WAIT IT'S BEEN MONTHS SINCE SHE MET BOLDWOOD? the timing in this movie confuses me lmfao

And she friendzoned him

Boldwood,,,, she doesn't deserve you man,,,,

WHAT IS THE PACING OF THIS FILM LMFAO

Have fun with bootleg captain hook I guess???? what????

and he smokes too i guess

what is this man's personality? he has done literally nothing but fuck

old fashioned flexing, driving your bitch in your horse drawn carriage and stopping to make mocking eye contact at the farmboy who loved her

oh now HE'S the best bachelor so far! Move over Boldwood!

where did your other fiance go you star nosed mole of a man

what the fuck she's his wife now??? i really don't understand this pacing at all.
-Farmhand, kind, developed personality ~ NO
-Rich chad, kind, respectful, developed personality ~ NO
-Some mf who wandered onto your property, no personality ~ SIGN ME THE FUCK UP

that isn't how weather works sir, you cant just say "there wont be rain, it's my wedding!"

The other two respected her as a woman and an individual and this dude is like haha wife is my prize

it aint much but its honest work

why does this scene remind me about that one bit from the second nanny mcphee movie where they diffuse a bomb

So you wanted to be a bride but you didn't want the husband part because you didn't want to be property

so you had 3 options:
1. Lesbian wedding (illegal at the time)
2. Boldwood clearly respected you as a human
3. Soldier husband (you didnt want to marry a soldier)

SHE CHOSE 3

mom said it's my turn on the xbox

he's walking away so awkwardly what a mood.

let him go, farmboy. or speak to him and team up with him to murder soldier man

I'm actually melting more and more the longer I look at this image

DONT CRY SHE ISNT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU

me

is this sweeney todd now? alms alms for a pitiful woman, hair gold like wheat, lost wife.... hMMMM

this has all been in less than 9 months????? she's carrying his child???

if Boldwood doesn't kill him, I will

is this a studio ghibli film?

Yeah let me make my pregnant ex fiance walk many miles to a specific location- ah fuck she's dead

LMAOOOOOOOO

studies show that you cry more "these days" after friend zoning an absolute treasure of a man who's first name starts with William and last name starts with Boldwood

FANNY RoBBIN
ᵃⁿᵈ ᶜʰᶦˡᵈ

YOU'RE KISSING A CORPSE IN FRONT OF YOUR LIVING WIFE

idk where you're going but bye lol

Where's the receipt? It isn't in my size, I have to return it

lame, you could've used his corpse for extra fertilizer

Did I mention how sick her house is?

I love him and he is ABSOLUTELY going in the dating sim we're making

Run Georgie he killed your father. It was a mercy kill but a kill nonetheless

Yes hello I would like to order just this clip of Boldwood watching a doggo running and playing on loop forever

"im a middle aged man willing to protect you for the rest of your life"

weird flex but yes please okay

if she passes this offer up-

"which is it, like or respect?" and a nose scrunch?!?!

I LIKE YOU VERY MUCH

As you wish ass-

I would go right back to church again to watch this man singing any day. Fuck being an atheist, this is worth it-

"Do you think Ms. Everdeen will come?"

I DO!!!!!

Secret? His secret hiding box is made of polished glass lmao

WHAT THE FUCK GET YOUR DUMB ASS BACK IN THE OCEAN

HERE SHE IS, THE PROM QUEEN

me

the similarities between this and the scene from Austenland are scaring me a little bit

run bitch run this is an ominous shot if i've ever seen one.

look, if she doesnt feel an absolute SURGE of serotonin whenever she sees boldwood, she doesn't deserve him

he looks like he just smoked an entire watermelon flavored juul pod in one hit

I LAUGHED OUT LOUD YES BITCH

THE ABSOLUTE SASS IN HIS POSE RIGHT HERE LMFAOOOO

why are you sad, he attacked you after calling you worthless and walking naked into the ocean

At least they let him keep his sick suit lol

Hear me out: How can you be arrested for the murder of a man who was already legally considered dead via drowning himself?

DID SHE MARRY HIM IN JAIL LMAO

lol girl thats what being indecisive gets ya. One husband dead and two bachelors fuckin gone

i see now that she did it all for the dog

are we going to get the old fashioned equivalent of the airport confession scene

when all of the rest of the world was against you?

GIRL BOLDWOOD WAS RIGHT THERE HE LITERALLY SHOT A MAN FOR YOU

is this what asking someone is? have i been asking questions wrong my whole life?

he ate her upper lip and then they walked into the sunset the end

In conclusion:

Should I do this type of thing again? Where I react to Michael Sheen films/shows on twitter?

Or are all of my followers annoyed by all of the posts lmfao

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