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What every spurs player does when they are shopping at Tesco [A Thread]
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Lloris. He says goes there to buy some baguettes, but everyone knows he's buying vodka. Usually has to pay double because the first one always slips through his hands.
Aurier. Always has a shopping list but never finds what he's looking. He's just always in the wrong place.
Dier. Everyone is scared of him, even the employees. He goes there to buy protein shakes, ans always gets 50% off just from staring at the cashier.
Tanganga. He's always everywhere in the shop, and is comfortable buying whatever. Always has sterling in his pocket.
Verthongen. Doesn't really go there to much anymore. But when he does it's just to buy average stuff like bread and milk.
Davies. Was gone for a while and everyone missed him, but when he finally returned he started accidentaly breaking fragile stuff.
Winks. He's the good guy, everyone smiles when they see him. He doesn't buy much, but everyone loves to have him there.
Ndombele. Only recently started shopping there, but he rarely even comes in anymore. Most customers love him and want him to come more frequently.
Lo Celso. He's the heart of this shop. He comes every day, and buys stocks every time. You could say he's the man keeping this shop alive.
Sissoko. The only animal that frequently comes to the shop. He'll eat everything, and becomes the one millionth customer whenever he wants.
Lamela. Everyone starts booing and wants him to get out. He's the man to ruin some late night shopping.
Lucas. Loves going there but never really buys anything. Nothing more to say
Dele Alli. Permanently banned from the store after controversial snapchat videos. Only store where he goes shopping is the Tesco at Chelsea.
Bergwijn. Also one of the newcomers, he took it by storm with some stacked shopping carts. Doesn't go there too often anymore.
Son. The king of inconsistent shopping. One day he buys bread, the other it's Alchohol. But no matter what he is always welcome there.
Kane. The star man. Has been shopping here since he was 5. Has tons of coupons, and is just 1 shopping trip away from reaching 200.
End of thread. Likes and RTs appreciated.
