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South African universities as football teams:
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UCT & Real Madrid
Let’s be honest, everyone wants to be here. When you’re going through high school people always ask you if you got accepted at UCT, wanna know why? Bc they’re elite. They’re just so attractive and are leaders in their continent.
Let’s be honest, everyone wants to be here. When you’re going through high school people always ask you if you got accepted at UCT, wanna know why? Bc they’re elite. They’re just so attractive and are leaders in their continent.
Stellies & Barcelona
Just beautiful and goes about their business. Always competing with their rivals, Real Madrid, but always in their shadow. They’re basically La Masia bc they produce some of the best students in the country.
Just beautiful and goes about their business. Always competing with their rivals, Real Madrid, but always in their shadow. They’re basically La Masia bc they produce some of the best students in the country.
Wits & Bayern
Another well known heavyweight in their field, always seem to dominate things and people always want to be there. Habib to Wits is what Jupp Heynckes is to Bayern. When FMF was on it was Wits leading us the same way Bayern run the show in Germany.
Another well known heavyweight in their field, always seem to dominate things and people always want to be there. Habib to Wits is what Jupp Heynckes is to Bayern. When FMF was on it was Wits leading us the same way Bayern run the show in Germany.
Tuks & Juventus
Another place everyone wants to be. These people win the league very early so they’re always partying. Hatfield girls dribble better than Cristiano and Dybala man. If you know you know.
Another place everyone wants to be. These people win the league very early so they’re always partying. Hatfield girls dribble better than Cristiano and Dybala man. If you know you know.
UKZN & Arsenal
Have the loudest and most entertaining fan base even though they’re going through a lot. They still produce gems the same way Arsenal have Auba, Saka and Martinelli, but everyone just laughs at them now.
Have the loudest and most entertaining fan base even though they’re going through a lot. They still produce gems the same way Arsenal have Auba, Saka and Martinelli, but everyone just laughs at them now.
UWC & Athletico Madrid
Constantly slept on because of their neighbours who win everything, but so so good.
Constantly slept on because of their neighbours who win everything, but so so good.
Varsity College & PSG
If money could fly, these places would be airports. Think they’re above everyone else, but nobody takes them serious because they’re in an Uber Eats League. Still take good care of their students and some universities could learn from them.
If money could fly, these places would be airports. Think they’re above everyone else, but nobody takes them serious because they’re in an Uber Eats League. Still take good care of their students and some universities could learn from them.
UJ & Dortmund
Always trying to attract some real prospects but everyone just snubs them for Bayern (Wits). Still good nonetheless and are always entertaining.
Always trying to attract some real prospects but everyone just snubs them for Bayern (Wits). Still good nonetheless and are always entertaining.
Rhodes & Ajax
Everyone knows and loves them even though they’re in the middle of nowhere. Somehow they always have a good time no matter what they’re going through. Both produce high end ballers that drip in sauce.
Everyone knows and loves them even though they’re in the middle of nowhere. Somehow they always have a good time no matter what they’re going through. Both produce high end ballers that drip in sauce.
