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chris evans characters ranked by their nando’s spice level: a thread
1. johnny storm (fantastic four)
extra hot. doesn’t even flinch when eating it
extra hot. doesn’t even flinch when eating it
2. lucas lee (scott pilgrim vs the world)
orders extra hot, cries the entire time and spends the rest of his day on set cooped up in the bathroom of his trailer
orders extra hot, cries the entire time and spends the rest of his day on set cooped up in the bathroom of his trailer
3. me (playing it cool)
gets bullied into ordering extra hot by the lads lads lads
gets bullied into ordering extra hot by the lads lads lads
4. steve rogers (infinity war)
hot. look at him. that’s a man who can handle heat. a king
hot. look at him. that’s a man who can handle heat. a king
5. mike weiss (puncture)
hot because all of the cocaine has made him immune to taste
hot because all of the cocaine has made him immune to taste
6. andy barber (defending jacob)
hot but he doesn’t gloat or make a big deal out it
hot but he doesn’t gloat or make a big deal out it
7. colin shea (what’s your number)
hot to impress the ladies but doesn’t finish the chicken, claiming he’s full when really it’s because his mouth is on fire
hot to impress the ladies but doesn’t finish the chicken, claiming he’s full when really it’s because his mouth is on fire
8. mace (sunshine)
hot but his nose runs the entire time he’s eating it
hot but his nose runs the entire time he’s eating it
9. frank adler (gifted)
medium but he can handle more heat he just opts not to
medium but he can handle more heat he just opts not to
10. ryan (cellular)
medium but he has to have a few glasses of water to keep him company
medium but he has to have a few glasses of water to keep him company
11. jake jensen (the losers)
medium and requests an extra pot of peri peri salt on the side
medium and requests an extra pot of peri peri salt on the side
12. steve rogers (civil war)
has progressed onto medium while being in the modern world for a few years
has progressed onto medium while being in the modern world for a few years
13. kyle (the perfect score)
medium but he can’t handle it he’s just a baby
medium but he can’t handle it he’s just a baby
14. jake wyler (not another teen movie)
orders lemon & herb but asks the waiter to stick an extra hot sign into it
orders lemon & herb but asks the waiter to stick an extra hot sign into it
15. harvard hottie / hayden (the nanny diaries)
lemon & herb and he’s not ashamed to admit to it either. we like a man who’s honest
lemon & herb and he’s not ashamed to admit to it either. we like a man who’s honest
16. steve rogers (the winter soldier)
lemon & herb because he’s trying
lemon & herb because he’s trying
17. nick gant (push)
exudes lemon & herb energy
exudes lemon & herb energy
18. curtis everett (snowpiercer)
plain-ish because raw baby meat never needed spice so why would chicken
plain-ish because raw baby meat never needed spice so why would chicken
19. steve rogers (endgame)
started ordering plain-ish the moment he shaved his beard off
started ordering plain-ish the moment he shaved his beard off
20. jimmy (the loss of a teardrop diamond)
even plain-ish is a bit too spicy for his liking
even plain-ish is a bit too spicy for his liking
21. steve rogers (the first avenger)
plain-ish. not used to any seasoning whatsoever. think lemon & herb would kill him off
plain-ish. not used to any seasoning whatsoever. think lemon & herb would kill him off
22. bryce (the fierce people)
gets angry his grandfather’s employees only order him plain-ish and it makes him look weak
gets angry his grandfather’s employees only order him plain-ish and it makes him look weak
23. mr freezy / robert pronge
doesn’t even order a main course. he just skips straight to the frozen yoghurt
doesn’t even order a main course. he just skips straight to the frozen yoghurt
24. ransom drysdale (knives out)
wouldn’t be caught dead in a nandos
wouldn’t be caught dead in a nandos
25. syd (london)
the lads don’t even invite him for a cheeky nando’s
the lads don’t even invite him for a cheeky nando’s
UNRANKED: nick vaughan (before we go)
his spice level is whatever his date’s is so that they can split and share food
his spice level is whatever his date’s is so that they can split and share food
end of thread. inspired by chris evans being in london and therefore making his slow transition into a uk roadman
and hey @chrisevans if you ever want to share with us your nando’s spice rating for research purposes then it would be much appreciated
