Because I'm bored at work, here's a terrible trawl through the worst of the 'Fifty Shades of Gray' cash-ins:
12 Across: Fuck Off (4, 3)
The courage to be kicked in the head by a wet horse
50 Random Nouns
Nothing says "erotic" like a bent, diseased prick
A pun that makes a kind of sense! Astonishing!
This was the highlight of someone's modelling career
Yes, I would trust this book
50 Shades of Gibberish
Terrifying
Here, "Jozi" is slang for "syphilitic discharge"
They go in as cucumbers, they come out as gherkins
Filing off the serial numbers
Filing off the serial numbers
Filing off the serial numbers
Filing off the serial numbers
Words don't need to mean things
Having only one title is for softcocks; try three
Having only one title is for softcocks; try three
Having only one title is for softcocks; try three
Hilarious! Lucky nobody else came up with that title!
Oh, crap
Love my parodies to come with overtones of domestic violence
Hilarious!
Burt Maverick has aspect ratio issues
Hilarious!
Hilarious!
Whatever the fuck is happening here
Hilarious!
Hilarious!
The End.
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