I’ve been home since 3/13 .. we don’t hire childcare or house cleaners ... and I want to express my awe, respect and love for the moms and dads out there who work at home - tending to their kids and households 24/7 Absolute MAD RESPECT to you. I wish I could buy u all a drink!♥️
I just cleaned that! This one is hungry then that one then that one...who is wiping boogers on the wall?! Is that the dog’s pee? What is that smell? I love you. Gimme your laundry. You’re hungry again? Can I take a shower first? Time to read! Honey, what are you DOING?!
Let’s cuddle! Did you like your lunch? Sorry it was so “well done.” I love you. Lemme clean the cat box, ok? Stop that, please. Be nice to each other! You cannot be hungry again. Summer school time! You missed the trash can!
Please lift the seat when you pee! Supper? No. Not yet. Do not spray sunscreen on the door! I love you, too. Can you help with the dishes? We have to run to the store...MASKS! No more junk good. Cuz I said so. Cuz I love you.
I LOVE YOU ... that’s why! xx
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