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Tall women are generally unproblematic; Mature, soft-spoken, & focused. R2-D2's, on the other hand, will pinch you in front of people and threaten to beat you up for greeting your female neighbor. Saa hiyo, you are 6'3" and she's 2'1" with shoe size 4.
Wrong a tall woman & she'll say: "it's okay, baby. Here, sit down. Let's talk about it. Afterward, we'll do yoga, then I'll give you a massage". R2-D2 will be on the phone with your mother, siblings, grandmother, her sisters screaming that she's done: 1 week into the relationship
Tall woman says she's going to the shop, she's going to the shop. Quick steps, 2 minutes, she's back. R2-D2 will go greeting Caro, count cars on the road, window-shop all country, patiently wait for rain then it'll be: "babe, you won't believe it. It's raining. Come pick me up".
R2-D2 will burn food & get angry at you for telling her it's okay. Then you get angry to please her, but she gets angrier. Now it's the angry olympics: You'll decide to get food outside, ask her if she wants some. R2-D2 won't talk. You will get your nyamchom, R2-D2 eats it all
R2-D2 will fuck up & instead of apologizing, she'll force herself onto your lap or block your view. Saa hiyo your team Chelsea is playing, and you bet so umekaza: your eyes are all on the game. But R2-D2 is here playing Alejandro & Camilla, na we unasaka rent.
R2-D2 came from chama with "tea" about some friend she'd had differed with. I implied that it was in-fact her on the wrong. R2-D2 almost burnt our house. After that, I would simply feign shock & disbelief at R2-D2 adversary's nerve: "OMG! She's so primitive baby". Peace galore.
