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alright so i definitely have a crush on a manager in my company and he’s a bartender so this can only end poorly 
okay so a little bit of backstory. he bartends and manages at a bar i used to go to after work all the time pre-covid. so he knows me and all my coworker friends (and my ex who is also a bartender).
today i got to work with him bc he was filling in for my manager who’s out sick. i made a joke about “hey at least now i’m getting paid to harass you. normally i just do it for fun” and he laughed and it was so cute
i also spent the whole day picking on him. like throwing small stuff at him and knocking things off the counter knowing he would have to pick them up anyway i work with him again friday. so i’m happy about that lol.
anyway i work with him again friday. so i’m happy about that lol.
oh my god. my friend said “he’s super weird so you should sleep with him and make him normal” 
the best part is that i said “okay i can do that”
i need to super flirt with him tomorrow so he knows i’m into him lol. otherwise he’ll go back to his normal job and forget i exist
god i wish i didn’t have a crush on my manager
