Booze is a beautiful thing. Bt some of you shouldn't be drinking. Because when you do, then it's entertainment. And that's how it was with my ex girl. When she drunk, she became bipolar instantly. One second she's laughing like mad, the next she's sobbing.

Like this one time

we'd gone to a hotel, drinking the night away. Then all of a sudden, she becomes really emotional, remembers how her cat died, remembers she hates the government.. Yelling, crying, throwing stuff. Then she starts threatening me. "Am going to jump out the window."
She's like,

"Am going to jump out the window, I hate you."

I panicked. I rushed downstairs, told the manager, "Come help, my girlfriend's going to jump out the window. And he's like, "That's not my problem."

And I said to him, "Look, it's your problem because...the window is stuck."