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Dazai the type to do naughty things with you: A thread
disclaimer: i wont go too explicit bc i know some might find this uncomfortable and if you're a minor please look away 
lets start with this https://twitter.com/chimcelestial/status/1279648674683838465?s=19
dazai is the type to push your hair behind your ear whisper "just say you like me, darling. It's not that hard."
dazai is the type to make you blush from all the teasing and leans in too close but as soon as he sees you getting red in the face he pulls away and smiles innocently
dazai is the type to hug you from behind and kisses your neck and leave a hickey
dazai is the type to compliment how pretty and sexy you look during dates and what he would do to you once both of you get home. So you smack him and he just laughs it off
dazai is the type of guy who sees you in a restaurant/bar and cant stop admiring you from afar
dazai is the type to put his hands where exactly where you want them and once you've had enough of the teasing, he's the type to say "Oh? I don't hear you complaining and telling me to stop though."
dazai is the type to makeout with you and making sure he traces your lips with his fingers. His eyes get dark ( in lust and admiration) and you get weak in the knees.
dazai is the type to leave naughty notes in your desk during work while the rest of ada have no clue (ranpo probably knows but doesnt really care)
dazai is the type to want you sit on his lap and whisper dirty things and when you look away, he gently cups your face and say "don't look away, darling. I love to see you blush."
during a very heated makeout session dazai is the type to pull away and ask "How do you want to make love? Tenderly of violently?"
dazai is the type to whisper "fuck" during a hot makeout session
(short break bc i cant take this if i keep on going)
dazai is the type to try new things with you. Just name it. against the wall, trying pet names, buying cute and sexy clothes for you and maybe some toys bc he loves teasing
dazai is the type leave voice mails that you could listen to when you're alone
dazai is the type to fck you in a public bathroom in a restaurant/club and when the two of you go back he puts an innocent face like he didnt just made you moan endlessly a few mins ago
dazai is the annoying possessive type. obviously
dazai is really good with his hands. REALLY GOOD (its literally a headcanon in bsd) so he knows how good it would feel once his fingers are inside you
dazai is the type to give you soft kisses at first but then he starts trailing down your jaw to your neck and goes lower, right where you want him
dazai loves biting your lip and your neck. just you know... it turns both of you on and he goes feral when leaving marks on you
trust me when i say dazai is definitely the type to make his sweet time on you
especially when the teasing is too much, he'll simply say "Shh... I'm not done yet. You'll enjoy it, trust me." while whispering in your ear and playing with you
hahahahahahaha im not ok
hahahahahahaha im not ok
dazai is the type to watch you on the bed, giving you instructions on how to touch yourself and make you feel good
"Yes, that's right darling."
"Yes, that's right darling."
oh dazai is definitely the type to lose control and make you squirm under him
(ok fuck it im gonna go all out on this thread i know i said i wont go too explicit but im losing control)
so if u feel uncomfortable with nsfw stop here
so if u feel uncomfortable with nsfw stop here
dazai loves kissing and biting your neck as you grind on his lap
dazai can easily unhook your bra with a snap and pins you against the wall
dazai is the type to call you at night when he's far away and gives instructions on how to touch yourself and hearing you moan from the phone makes him miss you even more
dazai the type to put whip cream on your body and lick you everywhere
dazai the type to nibble your ears and whisper sweet and naughty things while massaging your breasts
dazai the type to laugh between your legs because you wont stop shaking as he eats you out
dazai the type to hold you down and put your hands above your head while he slowly gets inside you
(gonna use those extra bandages to work"
(gonna use those extra bandages to work"
dazai the type to make you sit down and starts kissing you from your ankles to your knees, thighs and 
dazai the type to finger you slowly and teases you until you whimper and he LOVES to overstimulate you as you beg him for more
dazai definitely the type to buy a vibrator he can control with a push of a button and use it whenever he likes and keeps the controller in his pocket
dazai the type to fuck you from behind and whispers, "cmon baby you're not moaning loud enough for me"
dazai the type to kiss your forehead, nose, cheeks and lips as he starts to fuck you mercilessly
when you cant take it anymore, dazai is the type to whisper "thats my girl" and moans then says "you're so good for me" and you both cum at the same time HAHAHAHA BYE
(i need to stop it at here for a while because i need to BREATHE)
