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One lie from every footy club's song:
Adelaide: you're not respected by your foes
Brisbane: you don't always kick the winning score
Carlton: you're constantly the team that lets fans down
Collingwood: the most losing GFs in history suggests the premiership isn't a cake walk
Adelaide: you're not respected by your foes
Brisbane: you don't always kick the winning score
Carlton: you're constantly the team that lets fans down
Collingwood: the most losing GFs in history suggests the premiership isn't a cake walk
Essendon: there's plenty of teams you fear
Fremantle: you don't always give the opposition the old heave ho
Geelong: you're not always on the ball, that's a lie and you know it
Gold Coast: you've never won the flag for me
Fremantle: you don't always give the opposition the old heave ho
Geelong: you're not always on the ball, that's a lie and you know it
Gold Coast: you've never won the flag for me
GWS: Brent Daniels is the second shortest player in the league, you're not the biggest nor the best
Hawthorn: a 'happy team'? You've never had a coach smile in his life
Melbourne: my heart doesn't beat true for the red and the blue so don't sing that song to me
Hawthorn: a 'happy team'? You've never had a coach smile in his life
Melbourne: my heart doesn't beat true for the red and the blue so don't sing that song to me
North Melbourne: if you play 'just for recreation’s sake, to pass the time away' why do you pay any of your players?
Port Adelaide: I've seen you give in plenty of times before the flag is yours for the taking
Port Adelaide: I've seen you give in plenty of times before the flag is yours for the taking
Richmond: I've seen you lose when you're behind, don't pretend you always 'fight and fight and win'
St Kilda: no one wants to be with St Kilda
Sydney: I've never seen you ONCE shake down the thunder from the sky
St Kilda: no one wants to be with St Kilda
Sydney: I've never seen you ONCE shake down the thunder from the sky
West Coast: there's no big birds in your team and you're not the monarchs of the AFL
Western Bulldogs: I've seen you guys lose before so don't even try that 'can't beat the boys of the bulldog breed' garbage with me
Western Bulldogs: I've seen you guys lose before so don't even try that 'can't beat the boys of the bulldog breed' garbage with me
