Read on Twitter
Okay if you’re not on cat twitter just feel free to ignore this thread because none of it will make any sense. These are my favorite little things about cat twitter and I was thinking y’all could reply with some of YOUR favorite things about it! 
Just as a little spirit-lifter
Just as a little spirit-lifter
I love that all the cats have such distinct dialects. Like how some cats are more coherent, some have bad spelling but good grammar and some visa versa, some capitalize random words and some use a lot of accents. And @CatsaneTeto just kinda curses in english.
I ADORE random ass captions and replies. Like how @PrimcessPamcake will just be like, “ @sony sony” Like what does that even mean? I love it.
I love it when cats don’t even misspell words: they just deadass replace them with other words with shared vowels/syllables. I love that people call Theo “Thermos.” @jibbeanie is especially good at coming up with nonsensical things to call other cats
@beansboye . Bean is a fucking RIOT. I don’t know why bean just makes me laugh. Everything he says. HISTARICAL.
@BasilTux JUST HAS THESE CONSPIRACY THEORIES ABOUT CATS TAILS! Like , Basil will deny the existence of any tail. And he is such a bad detective and I love that baby so much. I want to pet him.
@sarge_the_kitty . Like, that’s the whole tweet. I love sarge so much. He is so precious and I wish I could meet
him.
him.
@brrbrrblueberry’s language. How does she do it? She is so articulate. But honestly it’s comedy gold.
