I. Breaking News! (BANTER)

American Slaves Approved To Be Freed Immediately And Receive Reparations!

Per the United States and its governed areas: all persons enslaved inside the United States shall receive $40,000 lump sum, and $2,000 a month for life. (Dependants eligible)
II. All applicants have to do is provide the following documents:

a) Evidence showing current Anglo-surname given to them by a slave-owner.

1. Tribal lineage and year enslavement began.

b) Letter from slave-owner or BLM representative attesting to enslavement/servitude status.
III. c) Location of current plantation/area of work so slave owner can be documented

d) Affidavit declaring enslavement has been involuntary

1. The U.S. will not continue to pay any reparation applicant any federal assistance, i.e., welfare/public housing/food stamps, etc.)
IV. e) Your preferred West African country of Repatriation - location where you want to be sent "home".

1. NOTE: multiple African nations still practice slavery. Death by extremist Muslim factions ends all monetary compensation - choice of new home should be made cautiously.
V. f) Financial institution name, routing and account information to receive funds.

1. Funds will not be distributed to any U.S. address for longer than 30 days as residing by choice in the United States negates all claims of forced residency and cause for permanent reparations.
VI. g) Any attempt to re-enter the U.S. by reparation claimants will be taken as evidence that reparations are no longer desired.

h) Persons currently collecting over $60,000 or family currently collecting over $100,000, annually, will not be not considered "enslaved".
VII. i) The United States is determined to ensure freedom for all. Any fraud or violations committed against this effort to ensure freedom to all peoples within the borders governed by this nation is punishable by death as freedom is guaranteed by God.

July 4th, 2020.

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