Sure, Hamilton is cool, but you know what Founding Father was REALLY cool? Gouverneur Morris who:

-Got a peg leg jumping out a window after he was caught having an affair
-Dumped boiling water on himself to miss a year of school
-Got run over by a carriage (1/2)

(2/2)
-Invented the New York grid street system
-Had an apartment INSIDE the Louvre
-May have killed a baby (??)
-Wrote the words "We The People..."
-Died shoving a whale bone inside his um, member.

#Happy4thofJuly

Ugh sorry guys, apparently HE didn't kill a baby, but the housekeeper he was having an affair with and later married (22 years his junior) was accused of it.

Another cool thing is that he disapproved of owning slaves!