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Comedy gold from @staceyabrams
"The election broke state turnout records for a primary, with more than 2.3 million ballots cast despite the coronavirus pandemic."
Guess what?

@realDonaldTrump RAN UNOPPOSED.

And he got 1,033,308 votes.

In other words, he SHATTERED previous primary records.
SOMEONE'S running scared, but it's not the Republicans. https://twitter.com/FrancisBrennan/status/1279145148677607426
It's fitting that THESE demented old men are among Biden's most ardent supporters.

Rob!
Ron!
The Democrats' strategy of alienating the largest voting bloc in the country is a stone-cold winner.

You can see that, right?

Trump may as well concede right now.
And the old caveman forgets that we banned Europeans from entering the country.

My guess is he didn't call them diseased dwellers of shitholes.
But we can't expect rationality from people who don't grasp this simple FACT:

Trump created 5 million jobs in ONE MONTH.

Obama's best job creation was 3 million in ONE YEAR.

We've still got four more jobs reports to go before the election.
Trump puts food on tables as rich old actors call us scum.

Watch what happens:

Before the election, Democrats will demand that white people become second-class citizens.

Officially.

I don't have a dog in that fight. I'm not white. It won't impact me personally.
But I oppose ALL slavery and ALL racism.

After Trump wins reelection, all these crazy old bastards will come groveling back to us, begging us to spend our diseased racist money on them.

Funny, aren't they?
Trump just trolled the world.

He played the first stanza and chorus of Neil Young's Rocking in the Free World.
There's colors on the street
Red, white and blue
People shufflin' their feet
People sleepin' in their shoes
But there's a warnin' sign
on the road ahead
There's a lot of people sayin'
we'd be better off dead
Don't feel like Satan
but I am to them
So I try to forget it,
any way I can

Keep on rockin' in the free world
Keep on rockin' in the free world
Keep on rockin' in the free world
Keep on rockin' in the free world
We'll keep on rocking all the way to the election.

Joe Biden and his husband Joe Biden, as well as Rob! and Ron! will vote, cry, and get drunk.

The sane people will laugh at them.

For a very long time.

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