League Two Grounds If They Were Holiday Destinations, A Thread:

Barrow- Absolute shit ground, although many want to tick it off. Well known for being small, shabby, roofless, I could go on. Only elites know where this is.

Bolton- Ibiza. Class stadium it must be said, many have been over the years. Don't pack sun cream though, Bolton's colder then Jose Mourinho after a home loss.

Bradford City- Blackpool Pleasure Beach. Both shitholes. Bradford still believe the stadiums Prem quality, Blackpool still think they're quality due to the Illuminations. Both great trips.

Cambridge- Jerusalem. Both extremely cultured. Those who spend a match day at the Abbey probably can pay to get to Jerusalem 5 times over. Touristy, you get where I'm going.

Carlisle-Russia. Nobody goes there on Holiday. Say no more.

Cheltenham-Magaluf. Always a league two ground, get what you expect. Bang average & nothing special. Probably only go if there's discounted tickets. Probably going to get fucked, unless you're the Cobblers x

Colchester- Tenerife. Everyone's been once apon a time. More likely to find young families here, something Essex also has alot of ...

Crawley- Plymouth. Just like the name, most who go to Plymouth have received their pensions by now. Normally think it's going to be a calm ride untill youre absolutely shat on. Wish this wasn't from experience.

Exeter- Florence. You're probably going to Florence for quality food, then you find out you could have forked out £5 to get a pasty at Exeter and kept the money to save up for a ticket here.

FGR- Berlin. Probably going on a school trip, nobody really wants to go. Both full of too many vegans.

Grimsby-Mexico. Nobody decides to go by choice. Both fairly dangerous if you get on the wrong side of things, and no I'm not talking about the seagulls.

Leyton Orient- Barcelona. Actually quite a nice ground, however Leyton Orient fans will be buzzing as they have never been mentioned with teams outside League 2.

Macclesfield-Switzerland. Both next to great, and far, far better alternatives. Like people in Macclesfield probably support United or City, those in Switzerland go Italy or France.

Mansfield- Greece. This destination is advertised absolutely everywhere, fitting that Mansfield has a designated stand just to advertise themselves.

Morecambe-Vatican City. Nobody has been there, Vatican's population and Morecambe's attentence comes hand in hand. Nice gaff, kinda what it looks like when the players are walking out 3pm on a Saturday.

Newport County- Cuba. Rodney Parade looks like it's been in a nuclear war, with no money to build it back up. Makes the bad sides of Cuba look like Oxford University.

Oldham- Chile. You've got the joke, it's shitting cold.

Port Vale- Japan. Seems abit of Japan is under construction, someone please tell that to the lads building their main stand. Can't sit on concrete slabs can they.

Salford-China. Filthy rich, would find more culture wondering around Reading at night. Both look like they were built last week too.

Scunthorpe-South Africa. Phahahhahhahha, sike.

Southend-Egypt. Suns always pissing down, bit of a dive. Spend most your day exploring pyrimids, while most fans who go to Roots Hall made Southend Beach trend every day during lockdown. Good ground.

Tranmere-Canada. Both big places. Just like Canada's time zone, Prenton Park looks a bit behind too. Looks like it hasn't been touched for a long time.

Walsall- Australia. Simple as most football fans want Walsall to go down under, that stadium you've driven past hundreds of times. People accociated can have interesting accents.

End of Thread. RTs appreciated x