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DO NOT MARRY 7 TYPES OF MEN
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1) Al-Kālb: This bitch will whine and bark all day about how women are the source of all evil. They’re to blame for anything bad happening in his life and I’m the world.
2) Al-bhēēm: This type of male will have an Islamic approach to his brothers when they’re openly sinning. You will hear about “kindness and 70 excuses”. The complete opposite when dealing with his Muslim sisters.
3) Al-Nåhs: Everytime he is involved in a situation it becomes worse and the majority of women have smth bad to say about him. Whenever he goes, chaos follows. A literal curse on legs.
4) Al-Jāh’sh: This is a male over the age of 20 who feels the need to “islamically police” girls using foul language. They tend to think they’re hilarious and will spend hours beefing 16-20 yr olds bc they’re unemployed and their mama still babies them.
5) Al-Ghābēē: Will start a relationship with a girl who doesn’t share the same beliefs/morals. Eg: dates a girl who dresses revealingly then gets angry and confused when he asks her to wear hijab and she says no. They don’t initially go for someone who’s on the same page as them.
6) Al-Miskēēn: Will message you to talk about how he’s been with so many girls and they all left him bc they’re just so evil. When in fact he made them uncomfortable. Always plays victim and will 100% gaslight you at any given chance.
7) Al-Khäbēēth: The devil himself. Usually uses religion to victim blame when it comes to rape or sexual harassment. Loves the Saudi gov more than his parents. Thinks he knows everything about Islam and the World after downloading 4 PDFs.
