every fav this tweet gets i'll come up with a new fallout vault.

vault where everything is just a bit too big by about a 0.2x scale. everyone is just slightly uncomfortable in their shoes. using a knife and fork is weird.

vault without anything purple in it. 80 years later, purple is introduced for the first time.

the vault of many, but not completely, Jeffs. newborns are named with a random baby namer. you have a 0.5% chance of being named anything else but Jeff. two people every year are named "hamburger".

gravity boots vault. it's all upside down. don't drop anything or you'll have to get a pole with some glue on it.

vault where the clocks are 12 hours ahead and there's no natural sunlight to tell you any different. generations of people just, like, why do i feel slightly weird.

crocodile vault. ah shit. theres crocodiles.

normal vault except the uniform is a tuxedo.

dog vault. yay! there's dogs!

improv vault: sprinkler system prevents anyone from answering someone else's sentence without first saying "yes and"

mandatory haircut vault. you're assigned a specific haircut in random intervals and have a week to produce it. bald people are exiled.

all the spices are misslabeled vault: you take a bite into a fresh gingerbread man and, ah fuck. cumin again.

italian vault: ayyy gabagool it's the post apocalypse over here

no knives, only active chainsaws vault: "SO! HOW ARE YOU DOING IN CLASS?! ARE YOU READY FOR YOUR G.O.A.T. NEXT WEEK?!"

regular vault except the uniform is just hats

cool vault: vault tec has evaluated the coolness ratio of the american public and selected only dudes with the raddest vibes. millennia spanning supply of sunglasses and tank tops. this is going to be the best 400 consecutive summers ever.

vault where none of the printers ever save your settings correctly or work right on the first try. son of a fuck, come on already.

cigarettes vault. you just kinda keep finding them everywhere. how did this get in my pocket? oh well.

regular vault except the uniform is an "i'm with stupid" t-shirt. entirely new social norms evolve around never standing either side of anyone, even after all of the shirts have frayed away into nothing.

portuguese vault: everything is written in the language of spain's backpack.

only christmas lights vault: it's christmas every day! but literally only in the way the place is lit. it is otherwise never christmas day. christmas day is never celebrated in christmas lights vault.

bacteria vault. everyone has a cold all the time.

vault where elections for overseer are decided by wet t-shirt contest. the player joins the vault during a bid for a power-retaining coup. the water has been turned off.

vault where there's a text entry in the records about everything on earth except hammers. it just says "you don't need to know about hammers". there are no hammers.

the one which kind of smells

what if there was a vault where, for some reason, every 18 months a random person's head explodes? well. that one doesn't exist. but there is a vault where there's only one type of chair.

unfinished vault. entirely flat-packed furniture, no allen key.

vault where the inhabitants are forced to write descriptions of imaginary vaults for zero reward or other incentive

regular vault but the uniform is a henry the 8th costume

Frasier vault. it's a vault just for the descendants of the cast and crew of Fraiser. you might be wondering if they had Frasier in Fallout's alternate universe and i'm happy to confirm, canonically, that they did.

reverse sleep deprivation vault. you have to get 11 hours of sleep a day or you aren't allowed out of your bedroom.

bing bong vault. every overseer announcement is mandated to include a reference to the most important vault dweller of all, the one who makes it all work: bing bong. anyone who questions the existence of bing bong is exiled.

vault where all the floors are those pianos you play with your feet.

vault less word good

vault where before you pick something up you need to ask someone to hand you it. like you're sitting at a dinner table, even if you aren't sitting at a dinner table. wiping your ass is really awkward for a while.

vault with a library comprising the entire world's history of written literary fiction, but every name in them has been changed to "Blamantha"

vault where i'm there and everyone's nice

they built this one kinda last minute and didn't manage to sell any spaces in it to anyone in time. bummer. it was gonna be really fucked up. you would have loved it.

slippery vault

vault where all the food has just a pinch too much pepper. and there's barely enough oxygen.

outdoor vault. terrible idea. completely destroyed.

i'm not saying this vault is full of cannibals, i'm just saying we have a certain way of doing things. we're a community. we look out for each other. by eating other people.

vault where it's a secret

Alice In Wonderland vault, by which i just mean everyone has ergot poisoning

Aperol Spritz Vault, Sponsored By Aperol Spritz. Collect Five (5) Aperol Spritz before our casual mixed-gender drinking occasion.

vault that's just the movie 400 Days. did anyone see it? they pretend to be astronauts in order to test the impact of long term isolation? but then it gets weird? trailer looked good but i didn't see it. please reply to this with your review of "400 days" starring Brandon Routh

vault where all the doors are just those 80s bead curtains.

high animal protein diet, no gym equipment vault. everyones hearts give out by 25.

another nice one

vault where everything's shaped like a dick'n'balls and you're just sort of supposed to go along with it. no one else is saying anything. it's been 300 years. bringing it up now would be weird.

normal vault except... maybe it isn't?

vault where everyone's a 10. hell yeah.

monkey vault. just a vault but only for monkeys. think about it, man.