St. Cloud is broke Rochester. In this essay, I will...

This explains how racism manifests itself in each of these cities and I will not elaborate further or I'm gonna be here all day.

Furthermore, Duluth is St. Paul with a lake instead of a river. Their downtowns are scary similar.

Winona is broke Mankato.

Lanesboro is broke Grand Marais on a river instead of a lake

Here's my most controversial take: Minneapolis is big Bloomington.

If I haven't listed a city/town, I don't know.

Except I strongly believe Burnsville and Apple Valley might as well merge to defeat Lakeville.

Also, current hatred of Edina is misplaced anger that should be directed at Orono and Wayzata.

And Eden Prairie grew stronger while y'all were two decades behind on city feuds. Smdh.

Anyway, Blaine is Eden Prairie's Teather.

Plymouth and Maple Grove: geographically the Montana of the NW suburbs. I don't know how on earth I can be driving for that long and still be in either city but somehow I am.

Just absolute units.

Downtown Wayzata is The Blake School.

I don't want to talk about it any further.

Everyone's city take that isn't mine is wrong.

New Hope:Plymouth::Brooklyn Center:Brooklyn Park

Woodbury: far away Roseville shopping.

North Oaks: Chickenshit Deephaven. Oh does little baby need a little gate to stay safe while nestled in-between nice suburbs? Grow up, New Money.

Eagan: Dakota County Eden Prairie.

Anoka County: Sterns County but make it fashion.

Stillwater: Hey, what if someone made Minneapolis' Linden Hills neighborhood a city and made the lake long and skinny?

South St. Paul/West St. Paul: the Northern half of North Minneapolis.

Champlin: Brooklyn Park if it was raised by Anoka County.

Austin: Albert Lea's St. Paul.

Anoka: Blaine cosplaying Stillwater while very drunk on the 3rd day of a Con.

Richfield: Brooklyn Center if North Minneapolis were richer.

Muting this thread because nothing anyone says is going to change my mind or be more correct than this entire thread. Have a great day!