What your fav XIV npc/WoL ship says abt you

Y'shtola - you either want mommy gf or you are mommy gf
Thancred - you believe strongly in the power of emasculation via pegging
Urianger - you wish you were born 400 years ago into a noble family
Fray - You REALLY like the movie Venom
Zenos - You're not a monster fucker, but you're sure as hell close
G'Raha Tia - You've taken the week of August 11th off work so no one sees you crying like a bitch in public
Emet Selch - You like your men like you like your fast food: Greasy, and gone too quickly.
Sidurgu - You just want good things for Sid (valid), and really bad things to be done to you by Sid (also valid)
Minfillia - You think MSQ peaked before Heavensward
Moenbryda - You think MSQ peaked before Heavensward and you're a lesbian
Haurchefant - Every time someone says the word "vault" you start sobbing regardless of context
Aymeric - You're really into himbo discourse
Lyse - You have the gif of Spike Spiegel saying he likes girls that can kick his ass bookmarked
Last but not least,

Ardbert - You havent felt a single emotion since 5.0 MSQ ended and are sustained only by fanfiction and crying
ALRIGHT SOME MORE SINCE YALL GOT NO TACT

Estinien - You are banned from gyms worldwide for sniffing the patrons
Yugiri - You're have a "lack of screentime" kink
Sadu - Same as Yugiri, but you ALSO have the Spike "Girl who can kick my ass" gif bookmarked
Cirina - You really like pastels and Disney Princess movies
Hien - You had your sexual awakening after seeing Aragorn and Legolas in the LOTR films
M'naago - Your ideal first date involves burning down a government building
Runar - Your ideal relationship dynamic is Izumi and Sig from FMAB
X'Rhun Tia - You really want to have an erotic swordfight but have also never held a sword in your life
Kai-Shirr - You've got a caretaker personality
Nero- Same as Estinien but with engineering shops
Ysayle - You nutted so hard it blasted a hole in the wall when phase 2 of Shiva happened in HW and it's all you thought about since

Cid - You literally just want a normal relationship and you're surrounded by monster fuckers and people talking about drinking anime man sweat
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