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LOOK WHAT THE PRESS REFUSED TO SHOW.

This is insane.
"I'm sorry. I ran out of bullets."

NOT MEXICO.

NOT SOMALIA.

Seattle.
When the cops went in, obviously all those trigger-happy idiots were gone.

And I found THIS guy.

Can't read his shoulder patch, but it bears no resemblance to a badge.

None of the local, county, or state SWAT teams have shoulder patches that look like rampant lions.
Hell of a rifle, eh?

You know who was arrested?

Leaders.

They were identified BEFORE the cops went in, and then they were snatched.

Behind the wall of regular cops were snatchers in gray uniforms.
In the middle of the screen, a snatcher in a gray uniform is grabbing a BLM leader with a red jacket, turquoise hoodie, and black backpack.
It looks like the snatcher is Seattle SWAT.
Happy cops!
This was an amazing operation.

Please don't underestimate the skill it took.

CHOP was full of armed maniacs who'd already murdered four people.

Clearing it out was a multistage operation, with distractions, deception, infiltration, sabotage, and bogus orders given.
What made this even harder is the extremely low functional IQs of the people involved.

LARP is "live-action role playing."
"I'm trying to be an ally!"

You got what you deserved, then, didn't you?

Stupid bastard.

I HATE STUPID PEOPLE.
I watch tons of police body-camera footage.

"Shoot me, bitch! Shoot me! Shoot me!"

Attacks cop, gets shot, survives.

"AAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEE! AAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEE!"

(Who's the bitch NOW, young man? Hmm?"
Nobody knows how anything works.

I have a German World War One flamethrower manual.

IT'S AN INCH THICK!

Does this look all that complicated?
IT'S AN ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE.

Filling it was dangerous.

Loading the igniter into the lance was dangerous.

Opening the stopcock that pressurized the fuel was dangerous.

Opening the two stopcocks that released the burning fuel was dangerous.
SHUTTING OFF the jets of burning fuel were dangerous.

Ejecting the spent igniter was dangerous.

Inserting a fresh igniter was dangerous.

It used THREE different types of fuel.

You had to CHANGE THE TIGHTNESS OF THE NUTS according to the type of fuel.
And the TACTICS!

Good lord.

These were all volunteers. The work was so hard that very few stayed in the regiment for the four years of the war.

I have a pioneer's military passport that shows his entire career. Hospitalized THREE TIMES for flame-related injuries.
People look at police work and military service and think, "How hard can it be?"

PRETTY FRIGGING HARD. That's how hard.

375 million police interactions with the public per year.

10 million arrests.

About 600 people killed by cops per year.
And who do they call to save them?

Not Black Lives Mater or Antifa.

I'm a nice person in some ways and not so nice in others.

It's hard to not wish that the press got to experience firsthand the world they claim to want.

I spent my first ten years there. It ruined me.
I wouldn't have to EXPLAIN THAT to Trump.

He already knows.

If I ever met the president, you know what I'd talk to him about?

Movies.

I'm dying to know his favorite movies.

I could spend whatever time he gave me talking about movies.
We'd get along fine.

He's not my "leader."

He's a close friend who I've never met.

I'm sure he laughs at a lot of this frenzied LARPing.

Our politicians, journalists, generals, admirals, and professors are LARPers.

We had a LARPer president.
LARPers think their fantasies are real.

I wonder what the CHOP gunmen thought when they met the Delta Force face to face.

They probably screamed like that man-child having a tourniquet put on his scratch.
Speaking of scrams, life imitates art now, to an demented degree.

President Trump no doubt knows about the Wilhelm Scream.
By golly, turn up the volume and listen to this:

A PERFECT female Wilhelm Scream.

It's absolutely identical to the male version.

Can you ask for any more evidence all of this bizarre theater PROVES that the reelection of President Donald John Trump--a man who wanted to be a movie director--is a foregone conclusion?

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