Mohammed Hijab`s Da`wah to non-muslims in a nutshell:

-waffle for 20 minutes never getting to the point
-throw in a few fancy words to sound intelligent
-condescending & sarcastic
-claim victory for no apparent reason
-Mock when you get defeated due to your lack of knowledge
Ali Needs Da`wah`s Da`wah in a nutshell:

-Reaction videos
-social experiments
-clickbait
-emotional rants

Yeah, not much Da`wah, is it?
Saajid Lipham`s Da`wah in a nutshell:

-food reviews
-podcasts with celebrity speakers, general chit-chat, no real knowledge being spread
-anything against SPUBS is fine
-buttering up to any hizbees is fine

Yeah, not much Da`wah
BroHajji`s Da`wah in a nutshell:

-Well, his Da`wah is clear to the gates of the hellfire.

Not much more to add here.
Musa Adnan`s Da`wah in a nutshell:

-Hang on, what does he actually do? 🤔

Lost for words. What Da`wah?
Muhammed Muneer`s Da`wah in a nutshell:

-Brag about how he got into masters
-Do video about filthy sexual deviances with a straight face giving fataawa on this topic
-fake mufti branding himself as hadith desciple
-wearing strange tops
Tahir Wyatt`s Da`wah in a nutshell:

-Bragging about Madeena
-Cooperating with Nation of Islam, Yaqeen Institute, Omar Suleiman and rest of circus of innovators
-Going against scholars
-No benefit for his community, no books of salaf being taught

Yeah, not much Da`wah, is it?
Abdul-Haqq Baker`s Da`wah in a nutshell:

-On government payroll for many years working for secret services
-Tries to sound posh but sounds more like an uncle Tom
-Crying about SPUBS for the last 15 years like a disgruntled ex-wife
-No Qur`an memorised, no Arabic either...
"Mufti" Menk`s Da`wah:

-Appeasing to open sinners and innovators
-Love for everyone like a Christian
-Liberal values, i. e. nothing wrong with LGBT
-Studied in Deobandee school
-Father outs him as Deobandee
-wannabe Arab posing with Saudi garments
Shadeed Muhammad`s Da`wah in a nutshell:

-Black people are victims and you are at fault. BYE.

That is it.
Imran Mansur`s Da`wah in a nutshell:

-From rapper turned al-maghrib hype fanboy mutating a few times until becoming a fully fletched hizbee and ARH`s donkey
-drinks sperm
-social experiments
-mad ting in masjid
-cringey and painful to watch
Abu Safiyyah`s Da`wah in a nutshell:

-Ex-terrorist

Nothing more to add here.
Abu Taymiyyah`s Da`wah in a nutshell:

-Ex-Soofee
-Try to please all parties involved except SPUBs
-Tell the people how much you cried yesterday in front of ka`ba
-Brag about dammaaj, yet everyone hated you there
-Tries to sound emotional, but don`t work out for him
-loves fame
Abdul Hamid Abu Ismaeels Da`wah:

-Mut`a Management & Services
-Extremely aggressive and chavy behaviour
-Ticking time bomb ready to punch anyone for anything in the face
-Extremely foul mouthed, not even a soap can clean his vile tongue.
-Ex-Raafidee
-Runs SP files channel
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