Thread by @Mc_ZulQua, On Sunday morning, I was just completing a Yoga backbend session when [...]

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Mc_ZulQua

On Sunday morning, I was just completing a Yoga backbend session when I heard a knock at the door. I opened it. It was a line-faced stranger I've never seen before.

"Bros, good morning o. You are home on a Sunday morning? You didn't go to church?"

I glanced at his hands. There was no bag or umbrella with him. He isn't a Jehovah's witness then.
"Is there something you want?"
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smiled at me
"Yes. We are your new neighbours. We are just about to move in our things. They are in the van outside. It's just my wife, teenage daughter and me. Please come and help us."

"I'll be with you in a minute."
I wore a shirt on my sweaty body and went out to help them.

An hour later, we finished moving everything to the house. I entered my house to prepare for a shower.
Then another knock at the door. I opened. Same man.

"

Bros, only God knows how we would have carried these things alone without you o. You tried for us o! Let me give you money to buy recharge card."
He put his hand in his trousers pocket and began ransacking it as if searching for money.

"Okay Sir."

When I said that, he paused and looked at me in surprise quickly before he added, "Let me go and bring the money inside, since you want it."
He left.

I was lost for some seconds. Since I want it???
Then I suddenly understood.

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PS : Apparently, this man was aware he had no money in that pocket. He was probably expecting me to say the usual no before he could finish ransacking his pocket.

sorry to disappoint you Sir. I won't say no. I don't say no to money and gifts these days.
Go and bring that recharge card money, I'll be here waiting for you.
You have barely spent an hour in this compound and you are already starting with fraud