Orient players pros and cons thread (retweets appreciated)
Sam Ling

Pros:
On his day very good offensively and defensively
Long throw can be dangerous
Came through our youth academy

Cons:
Injury prone
Been average last two seasons
Shocking trim
Joe Widdowson

Pros:
Solid defensively
Consistent
Key player in title winning season

Cons:
Attacking still not great
Not the youngest
Preferred his old hair
Marvin Ekpiteta

Pros:
Quick
Comfortable on the ball
A good modern day centre back

Cons:
Wasn’t great start of the season
I’m not sure if he still plays for us 😂
Josh Coulson

Pros:
Curvier than kylie jenner
Massive forehead
Great leader

Cons:
Slower than a reversing fire engine
Doesn’t seem up to league two
Wrong side of 30
Jobi McAnuff

Pros:
All round legend
Knows as much about the game as anyone
Can play on the wing or centrally in midfield

Cons:
Lost a bit of pace
Played less than a half of football in an entire year
Only got one year at this level left in him
Craig Clay

Pros:
Solid as fuck
Can play in any style as a cm
Poty in our champions season

Cons:
Not incredible passing (far from bad though)
Don’t think he’s had a single shot on target in 3 seasons with us
Conor Wilkinson

Pros:
Can score from anywhere in the oppositions third
Not afraid to punch a prick

Cons:
Can get sent off very easily 🤣
JMD

Pros:
Can score an absolute banger or two
Can cross like prime Dean Cox
Can piss off an opponents defender with ease

Cons:
Doesn’t really take on defenders
Marmite as a footballer
James Dayton

Pros:
Brilliant left foot
Draws a lot of fouls

Cons:
Injury Prone
Injury Prone
Injury Prone
Injury Prone
Injury Prone
Sam Sargeant

Pros:
League two David De Gea
Came through our Youth academy
Can pull off motm performances e.g Port Vale

Cons:
Kicking
Struggles if he doesn’t start a game well
Myles Judd

Pros:
Often thrown in the deep end and performs 9/10 times
Solid enough offensively and defensively
Apprentice of the year 2016/17

Cons:
Maths
English
Spelling
Phonics
Dan Happe

Pros:
Some of the best passing you’ll ever see from a centre back at this level
Very composed for someone so young
Another from our youth academy

Cons:
Slow
He’s too good to be here for more than another year
James Brophy

Pros:
Flair of Ronaldinho
Vision of Pirlo
Maldini wants to be him
Can play anywhere
The best player of all time

Cons:
Literally no cons whatsoever
Louis Dennis

Pros:
Can play on either wing or centrally
Can beat a defender with ease
Praised by pretty much all of his former managers

Cons:
Injured for most of this season
If his forex trading takes off he might leave us and move to LA
Lee Angol

Pros:
Great free kicks and pens
Surprisingly skilful for his height
Looked great early last season

Cons:
Inconsistent
Hasn’t looked the same since injury against Crewe
Will never match the 40 league goal season in my career mode irl
Ruel Sotiriou

Pros:
Absolutely incredible
Pace for days
Skilful
Up there with Alzate and Odubajo in terms of ability imo

Cons:
If he leaves for free I don’t think i’ll ever recover
Jamie Turley

Pros:
Absolute shithouse
Surprisingly quick
One of our only stable centre backs

Cons:
Injury prone
Not the youngest
Shadrach Ogie

Pros:
On his day arguably our best left back
Very young
He’s Irish which makes him better for some reason

Cons:
Haven’t seen him enough
Might get sent out on loan again
Still not signed a contract
Hector Kyprianou

Pros:
Cypriot Yaya Toure
Im certain that he can score bangers even though I have no reason to think that
One of the only bright sparks of the poor mid-season

Cons:
Hasn’t played a lot
Needs to bulk up a bit
Brendon Shabani

Pros:
Next big social media influencer
People expected big things pre-injury before the season
Yet another from the youth academy

Cons:
I’m not even certain if he’s played a competitive game
Already had one serious injury
Jayden Sweeney

Pros:
Looked good in the Fa Trophy
Very young
Trained him up to 93 on career, absolute baller

Cons:
Not too sure how he did on loan this year
Needs more game time
Oussenyou Cisse

Pros:
Allows clay to do his thing ahead of him
Shields the defence
Without him we looked lost

Cons:
May have been overrated which could lead to a disappointing hangover season if we sign him
Technically not our player although seems highly likely we’ll sign him
Danny Johnson

Pros:
Fox in the box
Severely underrated means less pressure than other members of the squad

Cons:
Can’t create his own chances
Makes one mistake and people get on his back
Josh Wright

Pros:
Goal scoring midfielder
Justin’s last signing
Clearly passionate about the club

Cons:
Sometimes looks lost
Fades in and out of games
Not old but not young, may not have ages left at this level
End of thread, let me know if i’ve missed anyone and i’ll add them
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