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If Liverpool nightclubs were Premier League teams - A Thread
Arsenal - Brooklyn mixer:
Not popular anymore, full of nobheads spending too much and arguing with each other. No longer competative on the biggest nights of the week.
Not popular anymore, full of nobheads spending too much and arguing with each other. No longer competative on the biggest nights of the week.
Aston Villa = Fusion
All round shit show that nobody will miss when its gone.
All round shit show that nobody will miss when its gone.
Burnley -Spoons
Old fashioned, cheap and refuses to adapt to the times.
Full of brexit supporters like yer da.
Old fashioned, cheap and refuses to adapt to the times.
Full of brexit supporters like yer da.
Brighton - GBar
Always abit of a goof and a laugh, known to ruffle a few feathers but never really taken too seriously.
Always abit of a goof and a laugh, known to ruffle a few feathers but never really taken too seriously.
Bournemouth - The Caledonia
Hipster pub that thinks its mint because it plays jazz, done well to stay open this long
Hipster pub that thinks its mint because it plays jazz, done well to stay open this long
Chelsea - Ink
Weird atmosphere with VIP boxes full of wetwhipes that spent over the odds to look relevant.
Weird atmosphere with VIP boxes full of wetwhipes that spent over the odds to look relevant.
Crystal Palace - Invisible Wind Factory.
No one really knows what the fucks going on but they’re enjoying the ride.
No one really knows what the fucks going on but they’re enjoying the ride.
Everton - Einstein
Abit shit and literally in Levels shadow. Always prone to paying over the odds whilst there.
Abit shit and literally in Levels shadow. Always prone to paying over the odds whilst there.
Leicester - Pop world.
Was good at the start of the night but its abit shit by the end.
Everyones on WKDs and starting fights.
Was good at the start of the night but its abit shit by the end.
Everyones on WKDs and starting fights.
Liverpool - Level.
You hate to admit it but probably the biggest club in the city, with a quality setup. Gets a bad rep because the bouncers are unbearable.
You hate to admit it but probably the biggest club in the city, with a quality setup. Gets a bad rep because the bouncers are unbearable.
City - Peacocks
You spend over the odds on drinks and no one turns up.
You spend over the odds on drinks and no one turns up.
United - The raz
Has a loyal backing but has been abit shit recently, could be on the up with new management to literally get rid of the dead wood.
Everyone in there stinks of piss
Has a loyal backing but has been abit shit recently, could be on the up with new management to literally get rid of the dead wood.
Everyone in there stinks of piss
Newcastle - Heebies.
Always been a big club but in abit of an identity crisis. With the right management and investment could be one of the top clubs
Always been a big club but in abit of an identity crisis. With the right management and investment could be one of the top clubs
