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So it’s been 100 days of lockdown - but have you REALLY made the most of it? (Any fewer than 10 and you’re not allowed out) Did you...
1) Do PE with Joe
2) Lose enthusiasm for PE with Joe by week 3
3) Bake banana bread
4) Gain 7lbs
5) Cry over a sourdough starter
1) Do PE with Joe
2) Lose enthusiasm for PE with Joe by week 3
3) Bake banana bread
4) Gain 7lbs
5) Cry over a sourdough starter
6) Watch Normal People
7) Start following the cast on Instagram
8) cry over a school romance
9) cry because you realised that actually you’re older than the actress playing Connell’s ma
10) book a dine at home deal
11) put a rainbow in the window
12) clap for carers
7) Start following the cast on Instagram
8) cry over a school romance
9) cry because you realised that actually you’re older than the actress playing Connell’s ma
10) book a dine at home deal
11) put a rainbow in the window
12) clap for carers
13) get clap-fatigue and irked at the timing (kids should be in bed) and people losing the run of themselves
14) flirt with a Grand Plan (like writing a book/ learning a language/ creating a sunken patio)
15) Get zealous about wildlife “the honeysuckle has never smelled SO sweet”
14) flirt with a Grand Plan (like writing a book/ learning a language/ creating a sunken patio)
15) Get zealous about wildlife “the honeysuckle has never smelled SO sweet”
16) fume about not getting a tesco delivery slot
17) get the guilts that you did get a tesco delivery slot but might have taken it from a cocooner
18) buy PPE
19) forget to use PPE
20) justify spending huge sums on delicious artisan food because ‘supporting local business’
17) get the guilts that you did get a tesco delivery slot but might have taken it from a cocooner
18) buy PPE
19) forget to use PPE
20) justify spending huge sums on delicious artisan food because ‘supporting local business’
21) decide you hate everything. Even honeysuckle and the stupid birds.
22) walk in front of traffic to maintain 2m gap on pavement
23) rage about any given queue
24) zoom
25) rage about zoom
26) look up fronted adverbials or something else you’re supposed to be ‘teaching’
22) walk in front of traffic to maintain 2m gap on pavement
23) rage about any given queue
24) zoom
25) rage about zoom
26) look up fronted adverbials or something else you’re supposed to be ‘teaching’
27) take a mask selfie
28) join a neighbourhood WhatsApp group
29) rage silently about the volume of memes on the WhatsApp group. On all the WhatsApp groups.
30) reflect at 3am on some poor life choices 20 years ago
31) fret when you know there’s a big tv announcement coming
28) join a neighbourhood WhatsApp group
29) rage silently about the volume of memes on the WhatsApp group. On all the WhatsApp groups.
30) reflect at 3am on some poor life choices 20 years ago
31) fret when you know there’s a big tv announcement coming
32) cry at Leo
33) talk incessantly to strangers about how lucky we’ve been with the weather
34) flirt with tiktok
35) have freakish dreams
36) miss someone
37) use the phrase ‘the new normal’ (and hate it)
38) rewatch a series
39) stockpile loo roll
40) drink on a weeknight
33) talk incessantly to strangers about how lucky we’ve been with the weather
34) flirt with tiktok
35) have freakish dreams
36) miss someone
37) use the phrase ‘the new normal’ (and hate it)
38) rewatch a series
39) stockpile loo roll
40) drink on a weeknight
41) forget what day it is and feel compelled to comment on it
42) post a ‘throw back’ pic
43) get overly emotionally invested in something celeb
44) splash out on something to keep kids entertained
45) splash out on something for you “we’re not going out - let’s get a hot tub!”
42) post a ‘throw back’ pic
43) get overly emotionally invested in something celeb
44) splash out on something to keep kids entertained
45) splash out on something for you “we’re not going out - let’s get a hot tub!”
46) obsessively take your own temperature
47) become convinced you ‘had a touch of covid in early February’
48) post photo of shopping floating in the bath
49) dye hair bright colour because ‘now’s the time’
50) write questionable poetry
47) become convinced you ‘had a touch of covid in early February’
48) post photo of shopping floating in the bath
49) dye hair bright colour because ‘now’s the time’
50) write questionable poetry
