only fans but it's just me getting fucking mad about place names in the south west of england
IT'S A THIRTEEN MINUTE WALK FROM UPPER TO LOWER VOBSTER. PASSING THROUGH VOBSTER CLASSIC
FUCK OFF
i am actually livid.
"are you from creech st michael?"

no im from creech st michael
my blood pressure has doubled
at some point you do just give up don't you
o a r e
still cannot believe these are all geniune places in the south west
good morning and fuck you to the lizard heritage coast
i just received a voice note from an unnamed south western mutual saying

"the only thing that makes me agree with repressive borders is you coming down to the south west and dunking on our beautiful and culturally significant town names with your crude northern humour"
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