Luke Akehurst is such a goyish zionist, he runs an organisation called We Believe In Israel ffs.
Luke Akehurst is such a goyish zionist, he calls his nuts Judea and Samaria.
Luke Akehurst is such a goyish zionist, he supports Indian annexation of Kashmir just for consistency's sake.
Luke Akehurst is such a goyish zionist, he wears a tallis to church and says HaMotzi over the Eucharist.
Luke Akehurst is such a goyish zionist, he buys dates exclusively from illegal West Bank settlements even if they're more expensive than the Tunisian ones.
Luke Akehurst is such a goyish zionist, he thought Walter Wolfgang had it coming.
Luke Akehurst is such a goyish zionist, his ringtone is Toy by Netta.
Luke Akehurst is such a goyish zionist, he thinks kibbutzim were the most advanced form of socialism.
Luke Akehurst is such a goyish zionist, he's pissed off Jesus didn't get to serve in the IDF.
Goyish zionists need to get a hobby and stay in their lane.
Luke Akehurst is such a goyish zionist, his hair only looks ginger because he's got Bamba crumbs in it.
Luke Akehurst is such a goyish zionist, he made "Zionist Shitlord" t-shirts for him and his weird friends
Luke Akehurst is such goyish zionist, he thinks antisemitic when people call him a Blairite Melt
Luke Akehurst is such a goyish zionist, he supports Boycotts, Divestment and Sanctions against Iran
Luke Akehurst is such a goyish zionist, he thinks he is more Jewish than any Jew left of Gordon Brown
Luke Akehurst is such a goyish zionist, he called the police on a purim spiel because he thought Haman violated the IHRA Definition of Antisemitism
Luke Akehurst is such a goyish zionist, he reads Die Judenstaat with a yad
Luke Akehurst is such a goyish zionist, he says that Jerusalem is the eternal and undivided capital of the Jewish People without irony
Luke Akehurst is such a goyish zionist, he has a little statue of Ben-Gurion in his Nativity Scene
Luke Akehurst is such a goyish zionist, he assumes all letters addressed to "The Occupier" are for him.
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