Esoteric test boosters (Thread)

-Walking on hot coals
-Lieing to chicks about how conservative you are
-Having a restaurant item named after you
-Vows of silence
-Using machetes for everyday activities
-Trespassing
-Jetskiing off waterfalls
-Watching the same three movies
-Never saying the word Ob*ma
-Saying "It was pretty chill just hung out" when people at the office ask how the weekend was
-Knowing nothing about IPAs
-Having sex in or near state parks
-Refusing to contribute to a 401k
-Dating PAWG Croatian models that touch all receipts for you
-Having a concerning amount of knowledge surrounding a specific time period in history
-Eclecticism
-Hidden rooms accessible via bookshelf
-Saloon doors
-"Go" bags
-Baroque classical music
-Pistol squats
-Annual pilgrimages
-Thanking your mail carrier with small baked goods
- Refusing to look anything up
-Spearfishing
-Calling your grandmother
-Playing high stakes Baccarat with unsavory company (triads, mafia, criminal syndicates)
-OHP
-Slashing tires of gooks
-Mid thigh shorts
-Joining your local regatta club
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