I wish The Office were still airing so we could get a quarantine season where Kelly buys matching bedazzled masks for her & Ryan which he refuses to wear b/c he’s woke, Dwight is strictly enforcing face coverings with a tape measure, Creed wears a gas mask that’s also a bong.
Michael holds meetings on the importance of masks while wearing one upside down that doesn’t cover his nose, Andy complains that it ruins the acoustics of his singing, Stanley refuses to wear one & if it kills him it kills him.
Angela buys little masks for her cats, Oscar is constantly giving updates on the rising death toll, Kevin cuts a little hole in his to eat M&M’s through. Also Michael gets addicted to doing a Darth Vader voice through his mask which he confuses with lines from Terminator.
In one exchange Angela comments that it must be tough for Pam to wear a mask because she’s not used to covering up and dressing modestly *camera focuses on a confused Pam*
Jim convinces Dwight the virus can be repelled by singing German folk music which Dwight buys, offering anecdotal evidence that his great uncle never got sick until dying from a runaway milk cart. Meredith gets sick so Dwight holds an exorcism at his home
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