OK this may take a while to go through so expect multiple posts.

The lawyer is for real and a nice reasonable man who has known the father for some time.. He was confused as to why I was involved, I said I was too.
He had been told I was their local "legal expert", I made clear I'm not and have no involvement in this. Then he said, "
Well I think you are involved now"
He will not discuss his conversation with the family for obvious reasons but did say that should another client ask for his
advice on this matter the chances of obtaining an exception were zero. Speaking to a mayor would make no difference. I told him about the bribery conversation. He said,"
"O God not again" I then told him about idiot son's visit tomorrow, there was a long period of silence
and then he said,
"He's a man of various talents but he needs watching"
Message from son, he's heard I know about the bridge incident. Said,

"It was not my fault that was down to Darren and his obsession with road signs"

So many questions.......
On his facebook page

"Off to France tomorrow to sort out stuff for my parents house. Not going to let some Frogs push my family around, Brexit is about not letting them push us around anymore. Might have to go to Brussels as well if they no listen. Wish me luck "
He just sent me a message asking how far is it from my house to Brussels. I said about 850km.

He then asked for the distance in miles as he,

"Doesn't do French lengths"
There will be no more tweets today as I am taking my wife out to dinner tonight.

I trust you all have a pleasant day and I will return tomorrow to give you updates on his journey. I know he has an early Eurostar crossing and will arrive in Paris mid morning.

Good evening.
One last tweet.

To all the people saying I use a stock photo in my bio. Yes of course I bloody do, I write under a nom de plume so I'm hardly likely to use a real photo of me am I ?

Twats.
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