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Anthony Joshua – 8/10
Pros:
The ladies love him. No queuing with him and his entourage.
Cons:
After a few drinks starts giving motivational speeches and ask the DJ to stop the music so that he can address the crowd.
Pros:
The ladies love him. No queuing with him and his entourage.
Cons:
After a few drinks starts giving motivational speeches and ask the DJ to stop the music so that he can address the crowd.
Prince Patel – 4/10
Pros:
Knows every bar staff member. Apparently, he has encountered them during his travels.
Cons:
Can compare notes with hipsters and women on hair products. Talks about himself in 3rd person.
Pros:
Knows every bar staff member. Apparently, he has encountered them during his travels.
Cons:
Can compare notes with hipsters and women on hair products. Talks about himself in 3rd person.
Dillian Whyte – 5/10
Pros:
No one ever starts trouble when he is around with his entourage.
Cons:
Always looking to start trouble with someone.
Pros:
No one ever starts trouble when he is around with his entourage.
Cons:
Always looking to start trouble with someone.
Tyson Fury – 9/10
Pros:
Regularly buys shots for the whole bar. Good chat and witty banter.
Cons:
Always wants to grab the mic to sing karaoke. Always wants to go to a karaoke bar.
Pros:
Regularly buys shots for the whole bar. Good chat and witty banter.
Cons:
Always wants to grab the mic to sing karaoke. Always wants to go to a karaoke bar.
Tony Bellew – 4/10
Pros:
Great back-up in case a scrap breaks out. Omnipresent in photos and videos from a night out.
Cons:
Argues with bouncers that don’t allow football shirts in clubs. Always tells everyone that he won’t be joining the night out and wants to be left alone.
Pros:
Great back-up in case a scrap breaks out. Omnipresent in photos and videos from a night out.
Cons:
Argues with bouncers that don’t allow football shirts in clubs. Always tells everyone that he won’t be joining the night out and wants to be left alone.
James DeGale – 7/10
Pros:
Always having shots and boat races at the club. Good laugh and happy to chat to anyone.
Cons:
Occasionally loses his teeth when the going gets heavy. Too protective over his sister.
Pros:
Always having shots and boat races at the club. Good laugh and happy to chat to anyone.
Cons:
Occasionally loses his teeth when the going gets heavy. Too protective over his sister.
Carl Frampton – 9/10
Pros:
Good laugh and somehow manages to steal ice cubes or a bottle of vodka from behind the bar.
Cons:
You end up being a victim of one of his pranks. Hard to understand after too many pints of Guinness.
Pros:
Good laugh and somehow manages to steal ice cubes or a bottle of vodka from behind the bar.
Cons:
You end up being a victim of one of his pranks. Hard to understand after too many pints of Guinness.
Chris Eubank Jr – 6/10
Pros:
Ensures that we arrive in a sports car. His old man tags along, which is a laugh.
Cons:
Just stands stoically in the corner staring at the dance floor. Sometimes his old man comes along, which can be weird when he starts reciting poetry.
Pros:
Ensures that we arrive in a sports car. His old man tags along, which is a laugh.
Cons:
Just stands stoically in the corner staring at the dance floor. Sometimes his old man comes along, which can be weird when he starts reciting poetry.
Callum Smith – 3/10
Pros:
Good character to have as a part of the team. Doesn’t cause trouble and ask for too much.
Cons:
Sometimes brings his entire family along. Can go a whole evening without saying anything.
Pros:
Good character to have as a part of the team. Doesn’t cause trouble and ask for too much.
Cons:
Sometimes brings his entire family along. Can go a whole evening without saying anything.
Eddie Hearn – 7/10
Pros:
His dad's gaff is a good place for pre-drinks. Apparently knows everyone that I mention.
Cons:
Regularly tries to make a business deal with some geezer from the kebab shop. Often forces us to take a group photo for the nightclub website.
Pros:
His dad's gaff is a good place for pre-drinks. Apparently knows everyone that I mention.
Cons:
Regularly tries to make a business deal with some geezer from the kebab shop. Often forces us to take a group photo for the nightclub website.
Frank Warren – 6/10
Pros:
Has some great war stories. Knows literally every bouncer in London and they all owe him a favour. Alcohol has no impact on this man.
Cons:
Tries to haggle his portion of the drink’s kitty down. Always overdressed for the occasion.
Pros:
Has some great war stories. Knows literally every bouncer in London and they all owe him a favour. Alcohol has no impact on this man.
Cons:
Tries to haggle his portion of the drink’s kitty down. Always overdressed for the occasion.
Johnny Nelson – 7/10
Pros:
Good dancer. Sometimes puts on an American accent for a laugh.
Cons:
Thinks that he is still 20, complains about a bad hangover the next day. Always the first person on the dance floor.
Pros:
Good dancer. Sometimes puts on an American accent for a laugh.
Cons:
Thinks that he is still 20, complains about a bad hangover the next day. Always the first person on the dance floor.
Frank Buglioni – 8/10
Pros:
Women always ask him to take photos, then ask for his number.
Cons:
A bit of a lightweight, too many shots and man down. My mates missus always invites her friendship group along for a joint night out when Frank is a part of the group.
Pros:
Women always ask him to take photos, then ask for his number.
Cons:
A bit of a lightweight, too many shots and man down. My mates missus always invites her friendship group along for a joint night out when Frank is a part of the group.
David Haye – 7/10
Pros:
Buys a bottle of the finest vodka for the table. Knows every nightclub owner in London.
Cons:
Spends his whole time talking to women and ignoring the group.
Pros:
Buys a bottle of the finest vodka for the table. Knows every nightclub owner in London.
Cons:
Spends his whole time talking to women and ignoring the group.
Chisora – 4/10
Pros:
Straight talker - doesn't mince his words when speaking to new people. Incredible stamina on a night out.
Cons:
We always need to leave the club when Del Boy decides to flip over a table or has a temper tantrum.
Pros:
Straight talker - doesn't mince his words when speaking to new people. Incredible stamina on a night out.
Cons:
We always need to leave the club when Del Boy decides to flip over a table or has a temper tantrum.
