convinced that ever since we opened the mummy juice sarcophagus, we've been on a spree of curse-unleashing bad decision-making with building momentum
luckily I have a few surefire ways to boost the global good luck counter and counteract curse momentum:
luckily I have a few surefire ways to boost the global good luck counter and counteract curse momentum:
help out witches! Now, witches like to hide as vulnerable peeps in need of assistance, so your best move here is to just help anyone in need. feed the hungry, bail out the righteous, offer to carry heavy things for the struggling etc. best to be kind to animals while you're at it
honestly, another great move is to placate the rage of the planet by tending carefully to your environment. now, the rage of a planet is BIG thing, but there are small things you can do to build up good will. recycle, don't litter, try to use less plastic, and so forth
now this is a VITAL move, but it's a little esoteric. what you might not have known is that there are agents of evil & chaos in the world that hitch rides in humans. they're small, sprightly spirits that use human bodies as incubators to multiply & wreak havoc while in your flesh
luckily, i got a few countercurses for you. 1st— running water. ghosties HATE it. keeping your hands under running water & scrubbing 'em with soap is a GREAT way to kill 'em
2nd— cover your mouth & nose with cloth. these sprites hitch rides on your breath & cloth will hinder 'em
2nd— cover your mouth & nose with cloth. these sprites hitch rides on your breath & cloth will hinder 'em
final broad tip for y'all in boosting our global good luck counter:
be kind. and none of that wimpy "but i'm not mean to ppl" kindness, but actual radical empathy that seeks to eradicate hate where it's found. real kindness is a contagious, curse-defying force. learn to wield it
be kind. and none of that wimpy "but i'm not mean to ppl" kindness, but actual radical empathy that seeks to eradicate hate where it's found. real kindness is a contagious, curse-defying force. learn to wield it