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Arsenal - Mikel Arteta
Pros:
Has a decent size house that smells nice and keeps out of your way.
Buys the family a sky sports package and a dominoes his first weekend in the gaff
Cons: makes your actual dad look bad
Full wardrobe is from the littlewoods catalogue
7/10
Pros:
Has a decent size house that smells nice and keeps out of your way.
Buys the family a sky sports package and a dominoes his first weekend in the gaff
Cons: makes your actual dad look bad
Full wardrobe is from the littlewoods catalogue
7/10
Aston Villa - Dean Smith
Pros: Decent car and will give you lifts to school/college/work etc. (But will make you feel bad for asking too)
Cons
Likely to be one of your dads best mates who's betrayed him and have dick head kids who are now your defacto family
5/10
Pros: Decent car and will give you lifts to school/college/work etc. (But will make you feel bad for asking too)
Cons
Likely to be one of your dads best mates who's betrayed him and have dick head kids who are now your defacto family
5/10
Bournemouth - Eddie Howe
Pros: Wouldn't have the bollocks to shout at you and has decent chat.
Is fair with sharing the telly
Cons: Passive Aggressive and asks yer maw to ask you to do stuff for him. Likely to try too hard.
Insists on everyone sitting together to eat
Pros: Wouldn't have the bollocks to shout at you and has decent chat.
Is fair with sharing the telly
Cons: Passive Aggressive and asks yer maw to ask you to do stuff for him. Likely to try too hard.
Insists on everyone sitting together to eat
(6/10)
Brighton - Graham Potter
Pros: Decent level of banter without trying too hard, makes yer ma laugh and is fair around the house.
Cons: Exclusively wears sketchers and outdoor gear on the weekends
Makes your family spend weekends doing shite hikes in the cairngorms
(7.5/10)
Pros: Decent level of banter without trying too hard, makes yer ma laugh and is fair around the house.
Cons: Exclusively wears sketchers and outdoor gear on the weekends
Makes your family spend weekends doing shite hikes in the cairngorms
(7.5/10)
Burnely - Sean Dyche
Cons: Tries to assert his dominance in the house and goes mental over the smallest thing
Has 0 banter and dominates the telly remote (let's you know he's the one paying for sky)
Pros: Not averse to getting a takeaway in on the weekend
(4/10)
Cons: Tries to assert his dominance in the house and goes mental over the smallest thing
Has 0 banter and dominates the telly remote (let's you know he's the one paying for sky)
Pros: Not averse to getting a takeaway in on the weekend
(4/10)
Chelsea - Frank Lampard
Cons: Tries to act cool and offers to let you wear his clothes. Got young kids of his own who live with you on weekends. Definition of all the gear and no idea.
Pros: Decent Gaff, Car and chat. Moderate with in house disputes.
Decent at FIFA
(8/10)
Cons: Tries to act cool and offers to let you wear his clothes. Got young kids of his own who live with you on weekends. Definition of all the gear and no idea.
Pros: Decent Gaff, Car and chat. Moderate with in house disputes.
Decent at FIFA
(8/10)
Crystal Palace - Roy Hodgson
Cons: Bit too old for yer ma in your opinion. Big house that smells weird. Weirdly militant about watching The One Show.
Pros: Decent guy around the house, nips you anywhere you like in "the jag", decent clobber for an older bloke
(6/10)
Cons: Bit too old for yer ma in your opinion. Big house that smells weird. Weirdly militant about watching The One Show.
Pros: Decent guy around the house, nips you anywhere you like in "the jag", decent clobber for an older bloke
(6/10)
Everton - Ancelotti
Cons: definitely too old for yer maw and a bit of a temper. Always shouts at you in Italian. Absolute banter vacuum. Shit car for someone with his money.
Pros: Not arsed about the telly cos he spends most of his time reading the paper.
4.5/10
Cons: definitely too old for yer maw and a bit of a temper. Always shouts at you in Italian. Absolute banter vacuum. Shit car for someone with his money.
Pros: Not arsed about the telly cos he spends most of his time reading the paper.
4.5/10
Leicester - Brendan Rodgers
Cons: Awful taste in music, films, food & telly. Weirdly confrontational about small stuff. cuts about in those tinted sunglasses that only middle aged men wear (you know the ones). No banter & thinks he's hilarious
Pros: No kids of his own.
(3/10)
Cons: Awful taste in music, films, food & telly. Weirdly confrontational about small stuff. cuts about in those tinted sunglasses that only middle aged men wear (you know the ones). No banter & thinks he's hilarious
Pros: No kids of his own.
(3/10)
Liverpool - Jurgen Klopp
Cons: will absolutely smash the crisps, especially your favourite flavours. Decent Banter, but gives it you infront of your mates.
Pros: Sky sports, takeaways and PS5 secured. decent at sharing the telly. Let's you put your tunes on in the car.
8.5/10
Cons: will absolutely smash the crisps, especially your favourite flavours. Decent Banter, but gives it you infront of your mates.
Pros: Sky sports, takeaways and PS5 secured. decent at sharing the telly. Let's you put your tunes on in the car.
8.5/10
Man City - Pep Guardiola
Cons: Really protective over his gear
So much as smell his aftershave without his permission & he's banging on your bedroom door fuming.
Pros: Top level of banter but knows when to leave it. sorts out class family holidays. Not stingy with lifts
8.5/10
Cons: Really protective over his gear
So much as smell his aftershave without his permission & he's banging on your bedroom door fuming.
Pros: Top level of banter but knows when to leave it. sorts out class family holidays. Not stingy with lifts
8.5/10
Man Utd - OGS
Cons: The type of bloke who you just laugh at when he's mad but that also just makes you feel sorry for him. You can't understand what yer ma sees in the guy at all.
Pros: Generally an okay bloke, doesn't get mad too often, decent taste in music & clothes
6/10
Cons: The type of bloke who you just laugh at when he's mad but that also just makes you feel sorry for him. You can't understand what yer ma sees in the guy at all.
Pros: Generally an okay bloke, doesn't get mad too often, decent taste in music & clothes
6/10
Newcastle UTD - Steve Bruce
Cons: A little bit on the older side, & a bit of a disciplinarian around the gaff but consistent with this & generally fair.
Pros: top level of banter for an old bloke & loves a chippy tea. Happy to share a few cans with you too on the weekend
9/10
Cons: A little bit on the older side, & a bit of a disciplinarian around the gaff but consistent with this & generally fair.
Pros: top level of banter for an old bloke & loves a chippy tea. Happy to share a few cans with you too on the weekend
9/10
Nowrich - Farke
This guy screams dickhead step dad
Cons: isn't into football, only watches skiing & snowboarding on eurosport. Exclusively drinks red wine so never has any cans in to share
Pros: massively expands your snack horizons with a fine selection of deli meats.
4/10
This guy screams dickhead step dad
Cons: isn't into football, only watches skiing & snowboarding on eurosport. Exclusively drinks red wine so never has any cans in to share
Pros: massively expands your snack horizons with a fine selection of deli meats.
4/10
Sheff Utd - Chris Wilder
Cons - Packs the fridge out with honking food like crab sticks, spam & half eaten tins of beans
Pros - consistently good birthday/Christmas presents, gets you cheap driving lessons too cos his best mate from down the pub is an instructor
7/10
Cons - Packs the fridge out with honking food like crab sticks, spam & half eaten tins of beans
Pros - consistently good birthday/Christmas presents, gets you cheap driving lessons too cos his best mate from down the pub is an instructor
7/10
Sthampton - Ralphie H
Cons: favourite films are the Bourne supremacy, The Bourne Ultimatum, & Jason Bourne.
Pros: decent around the gaff, dece car and dece banter. He's set apart by a steady vinyl collection & a mate who regularly gets hold of special edition trainers
8.5/10
Cons: favourite films are the Bourne supremacy, The Bourne Ultimatum, & Jason Bourne.
Pros: decent around the gaff, dece car and dece banter. He's set apart by a steady vinyl collection & a mate who regularly gets hold of special edition trainers
8.5/10
Spurs - Mourinho
Cons: blames anything that goes wrong in the house on someone else, if he farts he blames it on the dog
Pros: Smashes the big occasions, elite tier banter at weddings, family do's etc. has everyone in stitches. Makes you feel at ease. Decent dancer too.
6/10
Cons: blames anything that goes wrong in the house on someone else, if he farts he blames it on the dog
Pros: Smashes the big occasions, elite tier banter at weddings, family do's etc. has everyone in stitches. Makes you feel at ease. Decent dancer too.
6/10
Watford - Pearson
Cons: Shocking temper, come to blows a few times over the telly remote and last sausage roll. Absolute fascist when it comes to the car radio and only listens to radio 4.
Pros: literally none, you're going to stop at your dads for a bit, see how it goes
3/10
Cons: Shocking temper, come to blows a few times over the telly remote and last sausage roll. Absolute fascist when it comes to the car radio and only listens to radio 4.
Pros: literally none, you're going to stop at your dads for a bit, see how it goes
3/10
West Ham United - Moyes
Cons: "listen, I know I'll never replace yer da & I know all about replacing people, but a was hoping we could be mates, for yer maw's sake..."
Pros: steady performer in snack, car, house manner and holliday departments just a bit "meh"
5/10
Cons: "listen, I know I'll never replace yer da & I know all about replacing people, but a was hoping we could be mates, for yer maw's sake..."
Pros: steady performer in snack, car, house manner and holliday departments just a bit "meh"
5/10
Wolves - N.E.S
Cons: orders takeaway but it has to be "interesting cuisine" sushi, a little Ethiopian dish, anything with the word "fusion" in it
Pros: Good laugh in the house & got a banging time share in the algarve you'll get to use on your own when you're old enough
7/10
Cons: orders takeaway but it has to be "interesting cuisine" sushi, a little Ethiopian dish, anything with the word "fusion" in it
Pros: Good laugh in the house & got a banging time share in the algarve you'll get to use on your own when you're old enough
7/10
That's it lads, happy to do any special requests,
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You also might enjoy my twitch channel where I churn out the same mediocre comedy http://Twitch.tv/caddys_wmc
Special request via @McmanusPedalo
Tony Pulis (n/a)
Cons: has to be 15 mins early wherever he goes & now so do you
The sound of his trackies rubbing together haunts your family 24/7.
Always worried he will fight you naked
Pros: loves a taybarns / Harvester on sundays
(4/10)
Tony Pulis (n/a)
Cons: has to be 15 mins early wherever he goes & now so do you
The sound of his trackies rubbing together haunts your family 24/7.
Always worried he will fight you naked
Pros: loves a taybarns / Harvester on sundays
(4/10)
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My beloved Barnsley FC - Struber
Cons: Has a tendency to shite with the bathroom door open. Has 3 CD's in the car all called something like "99 anthems for dads"
Pros: not a bad dresser for a bald geezer and absolutely transforms the garden after a trip to BnQ with mum
7/10
Cons: Has a tendency to shite with the bathroom door open. Has 3 CD's in the car all called something like "99 anthems for dads"
Pros: not a bad dresser for a bald geezer and absolutely transforms the garden after a trip to BnQ with mum
7/10
Birmingham - Pep Clotet
Cons: Good looking bastard who puts yer da to shame. Constantly talks about "the spice of life". Says his mum is "tu abuela" now
Pros: Has a cracking taste in snap and cooks a mean spag bol himself. Takes your mum out dancing, which is nice.
8/10
Cons: Good looking bastard who puts yer da to shame. Constantly talks about "the spice of life". Says his mum is "tu abuela" now
Pros: Has a cracking taste in snap and cooks a mean spag bol himself. Takes your mum out dancing, which is nice.
8/10
Blackburn - Mowbray
Cons: Toxic masculinity shows whenever you make toast. "That's just warm bread !" he screams has he eats an absolutely crucified bit of what used to be warburtons
Pros: Doesnt mind taking you down the pub on the odd super Sunday. Sneaks you a pint too
6.5/10
Cons: Toxic masculinity shows whenever you make toast. "That's just warm bread !" he screams has he eats an absolutely crucified bit of what used to be warburtons
Pros: Doesnt mind taking you down the pub on the odd super Sunday. Sneaks you a pint too
6.5/10
Brentford - Thomas Frank
Cons: One of these "Arty" types who's house is full of paintings of tits. "There's nothing wrong with the female form" he says, looking at your mum
Pros: Takes your mum away for full weekends at a time leaving you to have some steady house parties
5/10
Cons: One of these "Arty" types who's house is full of paintings of tits. "There's nothing wrong with the female form" he says, looking at your mum
Pros: Takes your mum away for full weekends at a time leaving you to have some steady house parties
5/10
Bristol City - Lee Johnson
Cons: Its all "Pub lunches and playstations" at the start but once he's got his feet under the table it's a nightmare.
Makes you cut the grass for your "pocket money".
Pros: He's really short and you absolutely batter him for it.
4/10
Cons: Its all "Pub lunches and playstations" at the start but once he's got his feet under the table it's a nightmare.
Makes you cut the grass for your "pocket money".
Pros: He's really short and you absolutely batter him for it.
4/10
Charlton - Lee Bowyer
Cons: Tightest bloke alive despite earning a fair bit. Once had tears in his eyes cos you'd put the heating on a bit too high.
Pros: The anti-Johnson, starts poor but grows on you. Decent taste in films, makes you watch goodfellas for the first time
7/10
Cons: Tightest bloke alive despite earning a fair bit. Once had tears in his eyes cos you'd put the heating on a bit too high.
Pros: The anti-Johnson, starts poor but grows on you. Decent taste in films, makes you watch goodfellas for the first time
7/10
Cardiff City - Neil Harris
Cons: Used to be your Sunday league coach and the lads hammer you for it. Everyone else in the family thinks he's okay but they dont know him like you do.
Pros: takes the family down to the pub for quiz night and gets the wings in. Fair play.
6/10
Cons: Used to be your Sunday league coach and the lads hammer you for it. Everyone else in the family thinks he's okay but they dont know him like you do.
Pros: takes the family down to the pub for quiz night and gets the wings in. Fair play.
6/10
Derby County - Cocu
Cons: A warm bugger if ever you saw one. Knows just a little bit too much about Wine and kisses your mum way too much in the kitchen.
Pros: Lot of booze to be nicked from his cellar and not a bad bloke to have around the house.
Cons: A warm bugger if ever you saw one. Knows just a little bit too much about Wine and kisses your mum way too much in the kitchen.
Pros: Lot of booze to be nicked from his cellar and not a bad bloke to have around the house.
(7/10)
Taking a bit of a break, will continue this fine thread later today
Fulham - Scott Parker
Cons: wont stop asking you to come play 5 aside with him & "the lads from work".
Likely to quote jokes to you he's nabbed off the internet as if they're his own
Pros: Decent bloke around the house, completely changes your views on kettle chips
7/10
Cons: wont stop asking you to come play 5 aside with him & "the lads from work".
Likely to quote jokes to you he's nabbed off the internet as if they're his own
Pros: Decent bloke around the house, completely changes your views on kettle chips
7/10
Huddersfield - D Cowley
Cons: You're always out with his family for one reason or another, one of his brother's kids do's or something
Looks/moves kinda reminds you of the Thunderbirds
Pros: Part of a group that let's him know where to buy theheapest crates. Cans galore 6.5/10
Cons: You're always out with his family for one reason or another, one of his brother's kids do's or something
Looks/moves kinda reminds you of the Thunderbirds
Pros: Part of a group that let's him know where to buy theheapest crates. Cans galore 6.5/10
Hull - Grant McCann
Cons: Bathroom is a no go zone for a good 40 after he's used it. Especially if he's been on the Sunday roasts.
Pros: Good laugh around the house, obsessed with monster munch so there's always plenty in the cupboard
*Bonus well trained pet dog*
7.5/10
Cons: Bathroom is a no go zone for a good 40 after he's used it. Especially if he's been on the Sunday roasts.
Pros: Good laugh around the house, obsessed with monster munch so there's always plenty in the cupboard
*Bonus well trained pet dog*
7.5/10
Leeds - Bielsa
Cons: bit old for your mam
Goes mental if you make him miss the Antiques Road show
Pros: Gets the house running like clockwork cos everyone is terrified of him
Sort of like a mad grandad you see on films
Backs ya up in school if the teachers are on one
8/10
Cons: bit old for your mam
Goes mental if you make him miss the Antiques Road show
Pros: Gets the house running like clockwork cos everyone is terrified of him
Sort of like a mad grandad you see on films
Backs ya up in school if the teachers are on one
8/10
*Corr*
Luton - N Jones
Cons: The type to leave yer mum for a richer woman £ come crawling back when it goes sour
Pros: put the work in with you as a young kid so you're attached, but now he's come back you're not sure
Guilt of leaving your ma & coming back got you a car
6/10
Luton - N Jones
Cons: The type to leave yer mum for a richer woman £ come crawling back when it goes sour
Pros: put the work in with you as a young kid so you're attached, but now he's come back you're not sure
Guilt of leaving your ma & coming back got you a car
6/10
Middlesborough - Warnock
Cons: Nightmare to live wi, get a bollocking if ya so much as get out the shower wet
Makes you earn a can "you've got to die for 3 pints" he screams
Pros: not sure if this is a pro but he keeps pork scratchings in his glovebox for emergencies
5/10
Cons: Nightmare to live wi, get a bollocking if ya so much as get out the shower wet
Makes you earn a can "you've got to die for 3 pints" he screams
Pros: not sure if this is a pro but he keeps pork scratchings in his glovebox for emergencies
5/10
Millwall - Garry Rowett
Cons: Thinks he's ten tonne, obsessed with fantasy football
Doesnt have a car, has a bike instead that he takes your mum out on.
Pros: Has a full pantry dedicated to snap. Loves a big takeaway order on a Saturday but he has to pick
5.5/10
Cons: Thinks he's ten tonne, obsessed with fantasy football
Doesnt have a car, has a bike instead that he takes your mum out on.
Pros: Has a full pantry dedicated to snap. Loves a big takeaway order on a Saturday but he has to pick
5.5/10
Forest - Lamouchi
Cons: really quiet bloke, dont get a lot out of him at home
Gets the face on if you swear in your own house
Pros: makes your mum the happiest you've seen her in years, has lots of old family recipes that he says he might teach you one day
8.5/10
Cons: really quiet bloke, dont get a lot out of him at home
Gets the face on if you swear in your own house
Pros: makes your mum the happiest you've seen her in years, has lots of old family recipes that he says he might teach you one day
8.5/10
Preston NE - Alex Neil
Cons: Always on edge, type of bloke who always thinks there's someone at the door, a bit like a dog.
Shocking taste, got mrs brown's boys on box set.
Pros: Likes a tidy house but does the work himself. Only gets on at you when you deserve it really
7/10
Cons: Always on edge, type of bloke who always thinks there's someone at the door, a bit like a dog.
Shocking taste, got mrs brown's boys on box set.
Pros: Likes a tidy house but does the work himself. Only gets on at you when you deserve it really
7/10
QPR - Warburton
Cons: "I've got mates in the force who could show you a thing or two"
Constantly reeks of cigs & coffee
Trousers always seem worryingly too tight at the gusset
Pros: Cracking taste in telly, has programmes on ya wouldnt pick yourself but end up enjoying
6/10
Cons: "I've got mates in the force who could show you a thing or two"
Constantly reeks of cigs & coffee
Trousers always seem worryingly too tight at the gusset
Pros: Cracking taste in telly, has programmes on ya wouldnt pick yourself but end up enjoying
6/10
Reading - Bowen
Cons: no one you know has ever heard of the bloke. Where did her mam even meet him ? Seems like he could be a spy, a grass, a chartered accountant or all of the above
Pros: House is nearer to a few of your mates & he dresses surprisingly smart
7.5/10
Cons: no one you know has ever heard of the bloke. Where did her mam even meet him ? Seems like he could be a spy, a grass, a chartered accountant or all of the above
Pros: House is nearer to a few of your mates & he dresses surprisingly smart
7.5/10
Sheff Wed - Monk
Cons: a bit soft, lets your mum pick all his clothes & doesnt mind the soaps being on.
Barely has any mates
Not a bad lad but you just wanna shake him sometimes
Pros: Decent enough chat and has been known to have a few games of fifa with a bottle or 2
8/10
Cons: a bit soft, lets your mum pick all his clothes & doesnt mind the soaps being on.
Barely has any mates
Not a bad lad but you just wanna shake him sometimes
Pros: Decent enough chat and has been known to have a few games of fifa with a bottle or 2
8/10
Stoke - O'Neill
Cons: shocking taste in snap that translates to you having shit teas week in week out Shepards pie Tuesdays anyone ?
Pros: No personality and/or no effort towards you so flashes the cash instead, much to your benefit
6.5/10
Cons: shocking taste in snap that translates to you having shit teas week in week out Shepards pie Tuesdays anyone ?
Pros: No personality and/or no effort towards you so flashes the cash instead, much to your benefit
6.5/10
Swansea - S Cooper
Cons: Bit of a slob, let's yer mam do all the washing.
Brings his playstation round but spends a bit too much time on it in his underpants for your liking
Pros: absolute laugh around the house, knows loads of obscure quotes for films that you like
7.5/10
Cons: Bit of a slob, let's yer mam do all the washing.
Brings his playstation round but spends a bit too much time on it in his underpants for your liking
Pros: absolute laugh around the house, knows loads of obscure quotes for films that you like
7.5/10
WBA - Bilic
Cons: Doesnt even have a telly, well he does but it's a small one in the conservatory. Has a massive library filled with philosophy books, and a few bad records on vinyl
Pros: House reminds you of Hogwarts, makes you feel smarter just being around him.
6.5/10
Cons: Doesnt even have a telly, well he does but it's a small one in the conservatory. Has a massive library filled with philosophy books, and a few bad records on vinyl
Pros: House reminds you of Hogwarts, makes you feel smarter just being around him.
6.5/10
Wigan - P Cook
Cons: Surprisingly useless as a cook but trys his best
Once got your mam a Hoover for Christmas & had to pretend it was just a joke (it wasnt)
Pros: Class guy, sorts you out with a motor off one of his mates & diplomatic in the gaff. Funny without trying
8.5/10
Cons: Surprisingly useless as a cook but trys his best
Once got your mam a Hoover for Christmas & had to pretend it was just a joke (it wasnt)
Pros: Class guy, sorts you out with a motor off one of his mates & diplomatic in the gaff. Funny without trying
8.5/10
That concludes the list.
Special requests for:
Wenger,
Pardew,
Warnock,
Big Sam,
LVG,
Pochetino,
Fergy
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Special requests for:
Wenger,
Pardew,
Warnock,
Big Sam,
LVG,
Pochetino,
Fergy
Will be discussing these on my stream in 20 and adding something tomorrow probably
Blown away by the response, hope its given you a laugh today http://Twitch.tv/caddys_wmc
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Special Request
Wenger
Cons: Wants to improve the house all the time but will only hire cheap apprentices to do the work. ends up leaving the house a tip
Pros: Increases your family's sophistication by introducing Coq Au Vin for tea. Has lots of nice aftershave to share
7/10
Wenger
Cons: Wants to improve the house all the time but will only hire cheap apprentices to do the work. ends up leaving the house a tip
Pros: Increases your family's sophistication by introducing Coq Au Vin for tea. Has lots of nice aftershave to share
7/10
Special request:
Pards
Cons: String of failed relationships mean basically everyone in your town has had him as a step dad.
Likely to stop putting the effort in with mum after a few good months
Pros: Will be loyal in the sense he will live with you until he's kicked out
5/10
Pards
Cons: String of failed relationships mean basically everyone in your town has had him as a step dad.
Likely to stop putting the effort in with mum after a few good months
Pros: Will be loyal in the sense he will live with you until he's kicked out
5/10
Request - Big Sam
Cons: feels like yer ma is only with him cos she's scared of dying alone.
Pros: Invested in a sticker that says "no unsolicited door knockers" as soon as he moved in which is actually good for your anxiety
Knows a guy in the pub to buy cheap meat off
6.5/10
Cons: feels like yer ma is only with him cos she's scared of dying alone.
Pros: Invested in a sticker that says "no unsolicited door knockers" as soon as he moved in which is actually good for your anxiety
Knows a guy in the pub to buy cheap meat off
6.5/10
Req - LVG
Cons: Looks like an old ninja turtle and drives a clapped out Volvo. Takes your mum to the garden centre every single weekend
Pros: Willing to pay for your school trip to France and Belgium to impress mum. Even bought you a new bag for it
6/10
Cons: Looks like an old ninja turtle and drives a clapped out Volvo. Takes your mum to the garden centre every single weekend
Pros: Willing to pay for your school trip to France and Belgium to impress mum. Even bought you a new bag for it
6/10
Well done @wwfcofficial (Requested via @Joe_Desmond96)
Gareth Ainsworth -
Pros: has an entire room dedicated to his record collection. Knows people "in the biz" and gets you gig tickets all the time on the cheap
Cons: your mum has now decided to get her nose pierced
8/10
Gareth Ainsworth -
Pros: has an entire room dedicated to his record collection. Knows people "in the biz" and gets you gig tickets all the time on the cheap
Cons: your mum has now decided to get her nose pierced
8/10
