roose bolton is a fernet guy. I know this.
Jaime: old fashioned and he’s very snotty about how you make it
Theon: Budweiser, ironically
Davos: Budweiser, unironically
Cersei: expensive chiantis but by the end of the night she’s just pounding Charles Shaw
Edmure drinks rose and tries to make a big “Brose!” thing out of it but honestly just really fuckin likes rose
Dany: some kind of ostentatiously pink umbrella thing with a name like the Classic Karen that secretly contains a medically unadvisable amount of vodka
Daario: see above
Jorah: vodka tonics until he gets 86d, then a bottle of jack until he passes out in his car
Ned: Stella
Catelyn: mostly chardonnay but once or twice a year gets absolutely fuckin ripped on margaritas
Sansa: rose until nobody is looking and then it’s straight fucking tequila
Arya: eye-watering pickle backs
The one time Robert got Stannis to drink he downed half a bottle of jaeger with no visible effects until an hour later when they found him hitting a cop car with a torn-down stop sign and crying https://twitter.com/jp_on_rye/status/1277412845295144960?s=21 https://twitter.com/jp_on_rye/status/1277412845295144960
show ramsay: like two fingers of lagavullin or whatever you think is sophisticated yet menacing
book ramsay: vodka red bull
without a doubt. Beric is a Manhattan guy. the rest of the Brotherhood roll into a bar, pick a brand of bourbon at random, and order shots for everyone https://twitter.com/wolfmanzack_/status/1277416095834501120?s=21
last one for tonight: Littlefinger sips one GnT all night. he knows that if he has a second drink when anyone can hear him talk he’s going to jail
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