in 2006 aol released a set of "anonymised" search logs. turns out people search weird fucking things. here's some of the funny ones from the somethingawful roundup. if you search it out be warned most are really fucked up, often mention serious sexual abuse+would be triggering

(nsfw) this is absolutely one of the milder weird sexual searches

"wish it was free and all mine dog farts" has been rattling around in my brain non stop for the past 14 years

but... you're... whatever

that a search for "some crazy ass fucken shit" actually led them to crazyshit dot com owns

hopkin green frog!!!

i love baking cookies to make jesus suffer

i just want to emphasise again most of these are really fucked up and horrible!! like the most extreme fucked up sex related stuff!! and abuse!! there's also quite a bit of racism!! that's why i'm posting just the funny stuff instead of linking it

tfw you forget to turn speech to text off

judges HATE him!! find out how to escape criminal burglary charges with this one weird trick

oh hell yeah

www dot

(animal death) this one is just a heart breaker :(

(nsfw) the cliteris .com

https://pastebin.com/9zAgEdDy  thanks to @weed_rat for this selection of others from the search logs

another one that's just sad :(

is this person trying to tell AOL itself to get off the computer

this is an epic adventure of someone trying desperately to get tech support by typing every problem they have into their aol search bar

(nsfw) hentai ruins another relationship