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which member of the chaldean author squad should you ask to edit your term paper: a thread
andersen: 3/5 stars
you can't deny he gives you genuine advice, but you wish he'd stop ranting about how he hates doing work. for every paragraph he helps edit, there's a 10-minute winding lecture on human nature and its follies. you have to edit his edits to get his point
you can't deny he gives you genuine advice, but you wish he'd stop ranting about how he hates doing work. for every paragraph he helps edit, there's a 10-minute winding lecture on human nature and its follies. you have to edit his edits to get his point
shakespeare: 1/5 stars
you give him your term paper on russian politics. you tell him you need his help to edit it. he agrees. he gives you back a 3-act play set during the imperial period and it's really good, but your actual paper is nowhere to be found
you give him your term paper on russian politics. you tell him you need his help to edit it. he agrees. he gives you back a 3-act play set during the imperial period and it's really good, but your actual paper is nowhere to be found
nursery rhyme: 0/5 stars
you give her your paper. she makes bunnies out of it.
you give her your paper. she makes bunnies out of it.
scheherazade: 4/5 stars
she refuses to leave the safety of her room and needs to practically put on a hazmat suit to even interact with your paper, but she gives really good feedback. you just wish she would quit bubble wrapping your paper, it's really annoying
she refuses to leave the safety of her room and needs to practically put on a hazmat suit to even interact with your paper, but she gives really good feedback. you just wish she would quit bubble wrapping your paper, it's really annoying
avicebron: 5/5 stars
why are you in my workshop? he asks. i need your help with my paper, you say. are you kidding me? he asks. no, you say.
never before have you seen a man write a 20 page essay in under five minutes. you dont even have to edit it; he wants you gone that badly
why are you in my workshop? he asks. i need your help with my paper, you say. are you kidding me? he asks. no, you say.
never before have you seen a man write a 20 page essay in under five minutes. you dont even have to edit it; he wants you gone that badly
murasaki: 5/5 stars
she brings you all sorts of books on your topic that you've never heard of, but they're all a great help. though she apologizes a little too much, she guides you into shaping your paper into the perfect--
eh?! it turned into a love letter?!
she brings you all sorts of books on your topic that you've never heard of, but they're all a great help. though she apologizes a little too much, she guides you into shaping your paper into the perfect--
eh?! it turned into a love letter?!
sei shounagon: 2/5
you go on twitter while waiting for her edits and realize she's livetweeting your essay. "wwwwww look at this dumbass who doesn't know how to use a semicolon," she says. you lie down on your bed and cry
you go on twitter while waiting for her edits and realize she's livetweeting your essay. "wwwwww look at this dumbass who doesn't know how to use a semicolon," she says. you lie down on your bed and cry
dumas: 5/5
you hand him your paper. he promises you to surpass your expectations. the next day, you get back a paper on an era you're sure that never existed. yet the more you read, the more you find on this imaginary era. he bs'd so hard it became reality. u get full marks
you hand him your paper. he promises you to surpass your expectations. the next day, you get back a paper on an era you're sure that never existed. yet the more you read, the more you find on this imaginary era. he bs'd so hard it became reality. u get full marks
